Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Summary: One of the Cast of Harry Potter reads the books. However, due to the issues this genre has been having as apparently it's considered MST, this version of Busted does not have the actual books word-for-word in them. Instead, this version is going to read much like mysecretthought's "Under a Watchful Eye" (used with permission).
I decided to be extra safe with the rating this time.
Prologue
Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin were playing the muggle game Old Maid (using the Joker of the set of muggle cards as the maid) as the Order meeting was going on in the living room this time as a prank courtesy of Fred and George had kept them out of the kitchen (as the kids were currently cleaning up the mess). Of course, right now, it was a Sirius Black vs. Molly Weasley argument about what to tell the kids which was why they were playing.
Suddenly, there was a flash in the middle of the table and everyone starred at the item that had materialized. It was a boxed-set of seven books with an envelope on it.
Dumbledore summoned the envelope and read it out loud.
"To the Order of the Phoenix. Due to your good intentions of this war, your constant squabbles will delay the inevitable. You 13 as well as the children in the kitchen, are to read all seven of these books. Time will be stopped as soon as everyone is in the room (and the children) until the reader of the last chapter of the last book reads 'The End.' These books, at least the fifth through the seventh, are not set in stone so lives may be saved. Happy reading. P.S. There is a ward with the books so that magic cannot be used while they are in the same house as you. The wards will also block any connection to the outside world be it a mental connection or a Dark Mark."
"Should we trust them?" Moody asked.
"Remus?" Dumbledore asked. "What's the series called?"
Remus grabbed the box and looked at the sides. A large smirk formed on his face as he struggled so hard not to laugh and was failing miserably.
"Moony?" Sirius asked.
"He's not going to like this" Remus said as he held the box to his eye level and read each title. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of .Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix".
"So the boy has books about him?" Snape asked with his voice laced with bitterness.
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Remus continued giving Snape a glare not liking being interrupted.
Snape paled at his old nickname.
"And Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." Remus finished.
"Told you they were real" Sirius said. "So Harry has an entire series about him?"
"From what it looks like," Dumbledore said reaching out for the series. "These books will allow us to see the inner workings of the Golden Trio as well as the fate of everyone in the room".
"Do we have to?" Snape asked.
"You may find it educational Severus" Dumbledore said pulling out book one. "Should we call in the children?"
"Let's read the first chapter" Flitwick said "Maybe we can get a better understanding of what's going on as the first chapter in the first book is introducing the series"
"Good idea Filius" Sprout said.
Dumbledore opened the cover and started reading the book while the adults listened.