AU but not completely Sam is there but not with Quinn yet and Quinn is pregnant with Beth (IDK if she's Puck's yet or Sam's). The songs I mention I suggest you look up but be warned Puck's song is dirty. Oh and let me know if I gave enough details or too little. Really need a beta for this one but whatevs.
Sitting outside Figgins' office was not a new experience for Noah 'Puck' Puckerman. He'd seen the inside of that office more than anybody in the history of William McKinley High School.
What was a new experience was the girl beside him. It wasn't the first time he'd seen her; she hung out with Evans most of the time.
He looked at her out of the corner of his eye. She had long straight brown hair with blue streaks; her eyes were lined in heavy black eyeliner, and a smokey purple eye shadow.
She was wearing a black vest with a purple tank underneath and Puck could see her lacey bra that matched her tank. His eyes went down her torso to her legs which were clad in tight deep purple skinny jeans. He was actually surprised that she didn't have combat boots on but instead she had on black pumps.
Looking at this girl he wondered why he never really noticed her. He started drumming on his leg. He was getting antsy it usually didn't take this long for Figgins to come out to yell at him.
The door opened but it wasn't Figgins it was a tall Hispanic guy with a leather jacket and a shaved head. "Thanks for letting me know. I'm sure she'll be on her best behavior from now on."
The man closed the door. He placed his hands on his hips and glared at the girl who just shrugged.
He groaned and threw his hands up in the air, "Rachel, you just got out do you really need to be causing problems?"
"Hey it wasn't my fault that bitched opened her mouth, Santos."
"Whatever lets go. The fuck is wrong with you? You know you could have got charged with assault? And then were would you be huh? I'll tell you where you would have been, back in Juvie that's the fuck where."
They walked down the hall and were almost out of sight when Puck heard, "I'm your parole officer not your goddamn babysitter B. You need to calm the fuck down."
He set through Figgins bitching him out about throwing some nobody in the dumpster and how he didn't want to catch him at it again.
Oh he wouldn't get caught again if he could help it that was for damn sure. But while Figgins bitched at him he thought about that Rachel girl. He hadn't heard anything about her going to juvie, hell he hadn't heard anything about her.
Yeah he heard that a Cheerio got in a fight but that was it. As he nodded at Figgins he thought about Rachel's long as fuck legs and her great ass.
Once Figgins was done Puck headed to football practice hoping he would have time to talk to Evans about his friend.
If it wasn't for Quinn he wouldn't be sitting in glee right now. But it was his Baby Mama although no one but he and Quinn knew that.
He was in the back with Mike, and Matt talking about the hotness of Cheerios. They were waiting on Mr. Schue when the door opened and in walked Sam Evans with some girl thrown over his shoulder and Mr. Schue right behind them.
Mr. Schue who could be Justin Timberlake's older brother had the biggest grin on his face.
They watched as Sam placed the girl in the chair once he stepped back Puck saw that it was Rachel. Oh thank god was all he could think.
"Guys I would like to introduce you to our newest member, Rachel Berry."
Rachel was sitting beside Sam with her arms crossed looking pissed, "I hate you people."
Sam started laughing, "Do I have to call Santos? 'Cause you're the one who told him you'd join a club or sport and anyway it's required. 'Member it's in the terms of your release?"
"Whatever Evans."
"Okay guys time to get prepared for this week's assignment which is," dramatic pause, "Individuality."
"I want you to use a song to tell us who you are and don't cop out be honest with us."
Once the hour was up Mr. Schue stood in the center of the room, "Okay guys tomorrow will be Kurt, Mercedes, and Artie. See you guys tomorrow."
As they were leaving the Cheerios heard new girl say, "I think I would rather have to put up with Sylvester instead of this wretched group Evans."
"Okay fine why don't you go talk to her then?"
"Fine I will." Rachel stomped away. Sam rolled his eyes and followed her yelling, "You know for someone who hates drama you sure are dramatic."
"Shut it Evans."
Later that week…..
After song after lame song everyone was ready for the week to be over. It was the last day and Puck, Evans, and Berry were suppose to sing today.
Evans went first and he sang I could kick your ass by Justin Moore which apparently only Berry understood.
Berry laughed as he sang and smiled like no one had ever seen and nobody had any idea why or so people thought, Quinn knew.
Finally it was Berry's turn. She stood in the center of the room and took a breath and started to sing Scar Tissue by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
After she finished Mr. Schue asked, "What does that song mean for you?"
She rolled her eyes. As she answered she stared at the ceiling, "To me the song is just a song but when I went to juvie I thought about how when I got out I wouldn't fit in anywhere and its true and that's what I think the song is about."
"So being an outcast." Berry just shrugged.
"Alright last but not least Puck." There was clapping and some cheering.
Puck smirked as he pointed to the band. This was so his theme song and it was so rock and roll.
Mouths dropped as Puck started singing Causal Sex by My Darkest Days. Mr. Schue was in shock and looked like a guppy.
When Puck finished smirking and looked around the room at the people who clearly were stunned, all but one who stood up clapping and hollering.
"B you're such a groupie," Evans said as started clapping along.
"Hell yeah that was sexy. I'm so a groupie but no I'm not going to let you sign my boob Puck." Puck just smirked and wiggled his eyebrow as he went to sit.