This was a product of me and my little sister talking of our mutual dislike of Edward Cullen, the statement being that the only way I would be close to E.C. was if he was attached to a gold hoop on my ring finger, because he's just a supersized diamond.

12/15/12- mistakes have been fixed that were brought to my attention by BELAVERA, thanks again!

Don't own, never wanted to.

Karen smiled as her Allen her longtime boy friend pulled her chair out for her as she sat down. They had been dating for 6 years and they had been talking about taking their relationship to the next level. The dinner had been wonderful; peppered with light conversation, and the dessert had been ordered when a large box was rolled out.

"Allen, what is this?" Karen questioned looking around confusedly.

"Well you know how we've been talking, and how I only want the best for you, right?" Allen asked nervously.

Karen nodded not trusting herself to speak.

"Well I do want the best for you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, so starting now and forever here you go."

Karen was fighting back joyous tears as Allen pulled a tab on the large box revealing a very pissed off Edward Cullen with a golden bracelet on his wrist with a small loop on it, Allen grabbed his wrist and kneeled on one knee jerking the glaring vampire down with him and gazed into Karen's eyes.

"Will you marry me?"

Unable to hold back tears Karen nodded as her finger was gently inserted into the connected golden loop.

Six months later the couple's joyful family and friends clapped and cheered as they kissed. Edward just hoped that to death till us part came a whole lot sooner than later.