A/N: So this is part one of four, and this is the Twelve Days of Christmas in the Quidditch Pitch. Enjoy!

The first is the Twelve Days of Christmas Quidditch Style:

On the first day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

A nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the second day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the third day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Five Goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Seven Quidditch players, six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Eight Slytherins cheating, seven Quidditch players, six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Nine keepers blocking, eight Slytherins cheating, seven Quidditch players, six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers, and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Ten teachers cheering (not Snape of course) nine keepers blocking, eight Slytherins cheating, seven Quidditch players, six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers, and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Eleven snitches flying, ten teachers cheering, nine keepers blocking, eight Slytherins cheating, seven Quidditch players, six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers, and a nimbus that flew into a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Madam Hooch did give to me

Twelve brooms a racing, eleven snitches flying, ten teachers cheering, nine keepers blocking, eight Slytherins cheating, seven Quidditch players, six illegal passes, five goal points scored! Four dueling house teams, three chasers chasing, two roaming bludgers, and a nimbus that flew into a tree.