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Two men bustled about in the small kitchen. The taller was a rather severe looking man with ruthlessly gelled blond hair and piercing blue eyes. The shorter a cheerful looking redhead with warm brown eyes. They were making dinner for four. Themselves and their two friends.

"Italy." Said the taller, "how is the Spargelsoße coming along?"

"It's going great Germany~!" said the smaller man cheerfully, "I even found a recipe using tomatoes. But why are you so focused on the contorno? Dovremmo comcentrarci sull'antipasto, sul primo e il secondo e sul dolce pure!"

"Der Spargel ist das Hauptgericht Italien!" growled the larger man irately. "Russia is bringing the dessert and Japan is bringing the appetizer."

"Стук стука!" a cheerful voice called from outside. Italy went to answer, leaving his unfortunate companion to remember the Spargal that was starting to burn in its pan. Italy quickly returned with the owner of said cheerful voice. He was tall, towering over Germany, and very pale. Much like the snows that covered his land. "Камрады Германия и Италия приветствиям. You are well da?"

"We were well." Germany replied with a scowl aimed at Italy, "until this dummer Junge forgot to take care of the Spargelsoße. I told him to keep an eye on it. How are you Russia?"

Russia smiled his creepy smile. "I am vell comrade. We are going to have comrade Japan join us as well da? It will be so nice for the four of us to have a nice chat to clear the air da?"

"what are you talking about Sie verrückter Kommunist?" Germany asked with narrow eyes. Russia's smile became grim.

"I hear of strange plot about an operation dealing with me comrade…" he said, quietly. "An operation Barbarossa мой социалистический друг. I trust it is merely a rumour spread by наши капиталистические друзья, da?"

Germany nodded quietly. He wondered who might have told Russia. Cold metal brushed against his chin as Russia's well-used metal pipe made an appearance.

"Я надеюсь, для вашего камрада ради, что вы не лежите. Последствия будут самое суровое если вы." Russia said coldly, before his smile reappeared, "Now. I brought пирожок." I hope you are to enjoy it, da?"

Translations:

Asparagus sauce

Side dish

We should focus on the appetizer, first course, second course and dessert as well!

Knock knock!

Greetings comrades Germany and Italy.

stupid boy

You crazy communist.

My socialist friend.

Our capitalist friends

I hope, for your sake comrade, that you do not lie. Consequences will be most severe if you do.

Pirozhki- Russian dessert