A/N: I've edited this one a bit recently, just fixing up a few minor errors, and adding a little bit mostly. This is just a silly scrap, not really a whole story, just something I thought up one night while I was working on a chapter of another story. Also, there's a reference to the song Crazy ABC's by Barenaked Ladies and a Zach Galifianakis joke.

Thanks for reading.

After a wonderful date, Shizuru and Natsuki stood on Shizuru's doorstep as she fished for her keys in her purse.

"See, that's why purses are stupid," Natsuki explained as the minutes dragged on, "No matter how small they are; you loose all your little stuff in them. That's why wallets are cool."

"Ara, but where does Natsuki keep her keys…ah!" Shizuru had finally found her house key.

"In a pocket." Natsuki shrugged.

Shizuru glanced skeptically at Natsuki, "What pocket?"

Natsuki had to admit she had a point. The skimpy black dress her girlfriend was wearing certainly had no room for pockets. Shizuru unlocked the door and it opened with a creak.

"Spooky." Natsuki said ominously, and Shizuru gave her a playful shove.

"Ara, do not try to scare me, Natsuki, I might not be nice when we play later." Shizuru winked, and Natsuki's face turned purple.

Shizuru smiled, "Ara ara, Natsuki is so cute when she's embarrassed." She grabbed her still blushing girlfriends' hand and pulled her into her house.

When Natsuki had regained her composure somewhat, she asked, "So, where are we going to do this tonight?"

"In the living room?"

"Naw, we've done it in there so many times. How about the kitchen?"

"Oh, good, that's closer to the tea!" Shizuru nearly squealed with delight.

Natsuki made a big display of rolling her eyes, but whispered to herself, "And the mayo."

Hours later they were interrupted in the midst of…things…by the doorbell. Natsuki groaned at the terrible timing, but Shizuru whispered, "Maybe they'll go away, shhh." And they waited, barely daring to breathe as the moments dragged on. Finally, whoever was outside shouted, "I know you're in there Shizuru, Natsuki! Get your butts out here now!"

Shizuru and Natsuki sat motionless for a moment. Then Natsuki spoke.

"Well that blows our Scrabble game, but next time I'll beat you, Shizuru."

"Don't use this as an excuse, Natsuki. You never would have beaten me anyway."

"Oh yeah? I've got some good words ready! See…" Natsuki placed two of her squares onto the game board.

"Q-A-T. Is that even a real word?" Shizuru asked.

"Yes! It's pronounced 'cat' and it is an evergreen shrub!"

"Hmmm…I get it! it's the perfect Scrabble word because it's a Q with no U. There aren't many of those."

"Exactly."

"Ara, even with that you'd still loose, Natsuki. I have 'DIARRHEA'!"

"Ew!"

"The word…not the actual thing!" Shizuru reddened slightly as she realized how that sounded.

"Anyway…let's see what they want." Sadly they got up from their seats across the table from each other and went to answer the door.