Laichzeit. A word for spawning time, in fact it is German. We see what happens in Happy Tree Town when the go through laichzeit.
Nutty sits perched over the water, scanning the area. He glances around, Lumpy is teaching Pop and Cub how to swim, Cub is obviously drowning. His gaze shifts right, facing the northend of the lake. Sniffles is drowning, his trunk tied to a weight, but body suspended above the water. He sort of ignores. Then his attention is quickly caught by Petunia and Giggles, her soft blue hair clung tight against her body. He begins to drool and his stare glazes over with love. Handy kicks the stand snapping Nutty out of is trance. Nutty looks down and blushes. "Sorry, I was just,... um,"
Russell puts his arm on Nutty's shoulder."Yar, don't worry, we've all had that feeling, lad."
Nutty looks up at Russell, "You mean pants becoming a tent?" Russell looks around at the sky, trying to think of a response.
"Well, I don't really have an answer. Handy, do you have an answer?" Handy had already stolen Nutty's lifeguard seat.
"OMG! I think Petunia's in trouble!" Handy yells Nutty and Russell run ahead, to see what's happening.
Nutty ran faster than he normally could, leaving Russell in the dust. Russell slumps over, his pegs leaving sores on his hips. "Yar, go on without me." he hollers under his breath. Nutty saw Petunia,
ankle sunk into to rotting wood.
"Where is Giggles?" Nutty asks frantically.
"She's getting help. " Nutty takes a moment to observe the situation, Her legs stuck in the wood pretty deep,
and above her legs is, Wow, I haven't had candy in a while, especially when I'm thinking about fu-
"Help!" Petunia shouts at him. He looks around, and grabs her by the shoulder. As she topples into the water, his finger snags on her one-peice, tearing it off. Stunned and pleasently suprised, Nutty looses his footing,swim-trunks being pulled off by a stray branch,falling on top of her.
Nutty opens his eyes, under murky water. He swipes the water with his paws, hitting a furry object. A shriek of terror lets him know what he grabbed. He rises above to see a less than happy Petunia, tail woven between her legs and in her paws. As they float among the flotsam of a sunken garbage truck. The current begins to drag them toward a thunderous noise.
Nutty begins to think of things he'd like to think of before he died. He began to think about those church teachings he had ignored. Especially the one about gluttony, and adultery.
The his thoughts turned to the candy store, and how much income the owner would get. Then he looked at Petunia. Naked, soaked to the bone, and covered in dirt, pleading for salvation from some divine entity. Yet, she was beautiful as ever, and his thoughts all turned to an image of blue-green 'Skwuirrels' standing infront of Nutty's house with an older Petunia calling them for dinner.
He looks around,and sees Petunia swimming towards him. She grabs his arm and presses her head against his chest, and begins crying. Even with the freezing cold water lapping at his stomach, her warm tears felt cold against his fur. He looked at the rapids ahead, then at Petunia weeping on his chest. He rubbed his cheek against her forehead and wept as well. His only consolation was he was going to die with the girl of his dreams.
Not exactly a oneshot, or twoshot, just a thought I needed to take out, there will be more chapters and stuff
enjoy and reveiw.
Or during laichzeit you will be raped by a bear.