Onts a pawna time. Thare was a awsome guy named Pigachu. Pikachu had many troubles with hes life. He mother was killed to death bye a water. Pinkachu was deapressed for dayz.
He goed to her feuneral. He was sad. He cryed every time. That is suck for him. Pingerchu sayed his last werds and shot the grave with a m69. Butt then,,,,, he reelised that hes mother didnt die to death. She cummed back to life.
He gived her a hug. And then he jokingly threw a c4 at her. and absolutly rekt he to death. She died of a broken ankle. She yelled at peegachu. then punched hem in the face and shooted him with quick skoped him with a sniper 69x zoom. Final kill camera lasted 69 seconds. Pikachew got jelly and noob tubed her. she died from up sindrum.
Berack Obuma cummed outa no ware and became a sales man. He has at least sold 69 ferrari dildos. he sayed his wife was in debt whiled obomer was in credit.
He werked in the white markit. his house was bermed down 69 years the end was cumming on the world. Pingachu had to save the world. Ass Ketchup waited at the top of the mountain. Pingachew teleported from level 1 to level 69.
Pingerchew beeted up Ass Ketcum. he gived up. Butt pigachu finished him off. Then... TWIST ENDING. pingerchu was the killer the hole time! Wholy CRAP! Every1 live happily ev4r aft4r.
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