Black Mailing Germany [ A short skit by meh]
[In play format]
America: lets have some drinks Germany!
Germany: Umm, Okayza...
They drink shots together. little did Germany know he drank Russia's STRONGEST vodka. so it only took 2 shots to achieve TRUE DRUNKNESS. While America Drank Coke Clear
Germany: Whoaz Thankz America
America: he he he... Hey Germany Whats the different between a Nazi and a Gay?
Germany: 45 DEGREES!
America: HE DID IT!
*slide in Russia holding camera*
Russia: And I was taking video of the whole thing.
Germany: What!
America/Russia: Its perfect Black Mail Material!
[5 days later]
America:Hey Russia! Can you give something to Canada for me?
Germany: Sure... who is Canada?
America: ME!
Germany...WHATCH!?
"America": I'm Canada...
America: I'm America, and I was recording this.
Canada/America: Perfect Black Mail to show inconsiderate you are.
[Other Day]
Italy: Hey Germany! Come here!
Germany: hmm? What is it Italy?
Italy: I made you PASTA!
Germany: Wow this iz good...
[5 minutes later]
*****:He is sleeping
*******:I take him there.
*****:I'll get it set up.
*****: I'll get the camera.
*******:Dismiss on one. one two here!
[Later at the studio]
*****: We have finished editing..
*******/*****: We both will get so much money off of these clips!
*****: People love the tentacle genre.
*******: people love IRL genre
Germany: what happen? WHERE ARE MEZ CLOTHING!
Italy: Ahh! *Waves white flag*
Germany: America! Japan! What are you doing here?
America/Japan:To make a profit of course.
*****: Here is the...tape...aru...
Germany: Whats China doing here?!
America: Well Everything is made in china!
China :That Not correct-aru! Twain helps me out!
[Lots of Explaining and burgers later]
Germany: So Italy knock me out with pasta!
Italy: Pasta!
Germany: Then America Dragged me to china by car...
America :Yeah!
Germany: Than You stripped me naked and put in here.
China: Yes.
Germany Then use a pasta tentctle monster to use for triple X video.
Japan: Hai
Germany: But why?
Italy: I wanted to check off my pasta list! (bucket list ;) )
China: I was forced to do this-Aru
Japan:For money
America: It The Prefect Black Mail Material!
Germany: *depressed*
[The next world conference]
England: Next France.
France: I have some spicy News gentleman. Last Night I was going through America's Browser History.
America: WHY WHERE YOU DOING THAT!
France: They let me stay at his place along with someone else I can't remember
[meaning Canada] But I saw this! "Tentacle Pasta Monster Attacks Germany 18!"
Germany: W-Why is that on your computer America!
England: And Why did I find this clip Titled " GermanyMistakes"
Germany: *Depressed*
Russia: I also have this one called " Gay Germany "
Germany: *ded*
"America": Why where you guys on my computer anyways... you do know I'm not america!
Canada: HE got sick and since health care sucks in the Us, he couldn't come here.
Germany :Oh serves him rightch. Wait is that a camera?
*beep boop behind the camera*
America: Got Cha!
Germany: Why?!
America: It's perfect,
Russia: It's perfect,
Italy: It's perfect,
France: It's perfect,
England: It's perfect,
Canada: It's perfect,
China: It's perfect,
Japan: It's perfect,
Korea: It's perfect,
Black Mail Material
[ hope you enjoyed that little skit/ Idea. It and I started writing this at 12... but i was also re-watching noragami... ]