Hey iCarly Fans! This is a Creddie story that is probably going to be those ridiculous nobody-reads but I just thought I'd put this out there. This is rated T for language and a little bit of "action". This is going to be about a 6-10 chapter story. Sounds fair? This is also going to be a little runoff the day Freddie gets his casts off and nobody remembers the whole "hero" thing. Notice something?

Freddie's POV

Wow, today is going to be when I get these lovetraps off. Check. The jocks started stealing my underwear again and some girls are again slapping me for saying hi to them. Check. Does Carly remember? Note to self. Start Plan "Make Carly Love Me".

"Fredgelina!" Oh no. Ham eating blondie alert. Does she have anywhere to go in this school besides my locker? I mean c'mon. Big school. One locker. See the odds? "Hey! I heard you are gonna get those badboys off! Can I watch? The sawing could give me some ideas." No Sam. No you may not. "So hey, you and Carly gonna…"

"Sam. Don't remind me. I know. I have actually made a plan."

"Fredwad? I don't wanna sound mean but some checklist you and your mommy made 6 years ago isn't exactly gonna make Carly fall in love with you. Again."

"Like I care what you think."

"You actually should. Remember I also have a spot in Carly's life. That whole best friend label doesn't ring a bell?

"Try second."

"Watch it Benson. Who knows? As soon as you get those casts off they might as well go right back on."

"I'm not threatened by you anymore. I am going with my plan. And I don't need your supervising to help me. Now run along and stake out some of your Fatcakes."

A long western silence. Too long.

"What did you just say?"

"I said to RUN ALONG AND STAKE OUT YOUR FRICKIN FATCAKES!"

"Benson. I give you 3 seconds to run. 3,2…

AHH! She slammed me into my locker. KAHAKAHAH NOT THE COLLER!

Uh. She let go.

"I am Carly's best friend. You are just and always going to be that little nerd next door in her eyes. Just remember that crutchy."

And the blond headed demon strikes again. I am too her best friend. And I am going to dealt with my plan. Because I am not the boy next door. At least, I don't think I am.

* I am so...sorry. I know this was suckish but I needed to make it short to get a viewers point of view before I go on. So go ahead. Review and criticize. I am not the sore loser and I need to know what you guys think. The readers are the most important factor in this for me because it balances the way I write the story. Thanks guys!

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