This is me procrastinating. I write randomness.

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"This road trip is stupid. Take me home now, you jackass." Romano, being bitchy as always, complained to Spain as he drove down the road to the magical land of tomatoes and pasta.

"Awww~ But Roma~ This trip is worth it! You'll love the destination!" Spain said looking at Romano, because he is that freakin' smart. So they swerved off the road a bit.

"Keep your fucking eyes on the road, damn it! And how am I suppose to believe there is a land of tomatoes and pasta? That's way to fucking ridiculous!" Romano being as cheerful and encouraging as always, punched the older nation in his arm, 'cause he's that pimpin'.

"But this place really exists!"

"Yeah right. If it does then my brother will come zooming past us right now riding a meatball dinosaur." Romano muttered something else unheard and started to stare out the window. Then Romano's jaw dropped. Veneziano came zooming past the car, riding on a meatball dinosaur.

"See Roma? This is the world telling you the magical land of tomatoes and pasta exists!." Spain beamed at Romano, causing him to temporarily to blind.

"How the hell can you be so calm about this! A mother fucking dinosaur made out of fucking meatballs just ran past us? The fuck is wrong with you? And stop smiling like a pedo" Romano shielded his eyes from Spain's literally blinding smile.

"Hey Romano! Look! There's Germany!" And there was Germany, riding on a wurst unicorn. Romano hit his head against the dashboard.

"This is not happening. My brother was not on a meatball dinosaur. The potato bastard was not on a fucking wurst unicorn." The Italian nation dared himself to look out the window again. And, well, the site melted his brain just a bit. France was there riding a rainbow wave, shouting as loud as he can, "I'M NAKED AND I'M PROUD!" Romano stared, mind completely blank. "This is the worst fucking road trip ever!" Then he started crying.

"Aw Roma~ Don't cry~ Trust me! This slight unusualness is worth it!."

"Shut up damn it! I want to go home! And how is this 'slight unusualness'? This is downright crazy and fucking bizarre! None of this makes any fucking sense!"

"Oh maybe it does Roma. Maybe it does." Then Spain's head turned all the way around, like some creepy ass movie. Making Romano cry harder.

"D-Don't fucking d-do that y-y-you b-bastard!"

"Hey look where here!" Spain yelled point ahead of him. Well...would you look at that...There was actually a magical land of tomatoes and pasta.

The two tomato lovers flew -literally- out of the car and ate the entire land. Making the citizens very angry. Which started World War III. The whole world was pulled into chaos, except Switzerland and Liechtenstein, because they're neutral. Then the world turned into a giant meatball dinosaur. Every nation road on top of it journeying the universe. That is until giant meatball dinosaurs went extinct. So now all the nations are floating in space, who know where. Then they all started to pair off. And you know what that means? Yes. Yaoi bishies.

And this is how the world is going to end in 2012.

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I get bored way too often.