皮肉という名前のファイナルファンタジーシリーズで私たちを才能国へのオマージュとして、私は、日本での私の注意書きを書いています。そして私は、ハリーポッターやファイナルファンタジーのいずれかを所有していない。また、私は、私はGoogleが翻訳でこれをした任意の誤訳をおかけして申し訳ございません。


Ever since they defeated Sin and Tidus vanished Yuna had been wandering. At first she simply explored Spira, going to the places she was unable to during her pilgrimage.

Her feet touched the desolate places ravaged by sin; cities like Zanarkand reduced to ruins, trade routes destroyed as people fled from the black colossus above and mass graves of futile stands against the inconceivable might of Spiras greatest enemy.

She wondered the tranquil places, long forgotten and untouched for millennia; the temples to gods unknown and unloved, the massive planes going on for as far as the eye could see, missing the broken machine that littered most of Spira and the few lakes that had not felt human blood mingle with its waters.

Despite the emotive power contained within the most beautiful and the most scarred places on Spira the ones that touched her the most were the places that were destroyed by Sin but that were already beginning to be rebuilt. Every time she saw the starts of repairs taking place in a burnt out village it bolstered her spirits and gave her hope that nobody would create anything like Sin again.

However eventually she grew weary of seeing memories of her lost friends whenever she went somewhere familiar so she went to the apex of summoning before the war and the rise of sin, an archway of fayth stones that when contacted had the potential to allow the user to step into another world.

It took her just a week to reactivate the portal and when she stepped through she found that it did as promised. She was in a world unexplored by Spira for a thousand years.

After travelling new world she discovered that the world was already inhabited by humans just like in Spira and that they had never faced anything like Sin and as such they used machina like the people of Spira did before the war. At first she stuck to what she was familiar with; exploring the deserts, forests and small villages however as her confidence grew she began exploring the towns and eventually cities.

She was passing through a town on the way to the capital city of a small but prominent country when she came across a little park. At first she saw nothing of interest but on second glance she saw a small boy being beaten up by several larger children. Unwilling to let the bullying continue she approached the group.

"You should leave him alone." She said softly.

The boys glanced up. "Get lost." The largest of the boys snapped obviously used to getting his own way.

Yuna knew that this world had little knowledge of magic and so responded by casting a null-all spell on herself causing the boys to gape at the four glowing balls that appeared in the air around her. "Now boys." She said with a wolfish grin that was very out of place on her gentle face. "Do you want to see what these orbs do or will you run along like good boys?"

As Yuna predicted the boys had never seen anything like the spell and definitely didn't know that it was harmless and so they ran off as fast as they could except for the small boy on the ground who looked up at her terrified and squeaked. "Please don't hurt me!"

"Don't worry." Yuna reassured him. "The spell is harmless it's for protection."

"But you said it would hurt the others." The boy said confused.

"No." Yuna said with a small smirk. "I just asked them if they wanted to know what it did."

The boy giggled. "You tricked them! What would you have done if they didn't run away?"

"I would have started casting the spells that the first spell protected me from on myself." Yuna explained. "Now how about we get you back to your parents?"

The boy looked down sadly and muttered. "They died when I was a baby."

Yuna sat down beside the boy. "My parents died too. My mother died when I was a baby and my father died when I was seven."

The boy looked up at her. "Who did you live with after that?" He asked.

"My friend Kimahri took me to an island where he raised me with help from my friends Wakka and Lulu."

"Those are odd names." The boy said obviously not being malicious but just curious.

"Well they're odd people." Yuna said before leaning in and whispering "Wakka can breathe underwater for hours, Lulu has a doll that can move on its own and kimahri looks like a big blue teddy bear!"

"Really?" The boy asked awed.

Yuna nodded. "They're my best friends and my family despite not being related by blood. We would do anything for each other."

"Wow..." The boy breathed. "I wish my relatives were like that... They don't like me much."

She frowned. "I'm sure they like you more than you think." She reassured him.

The boy scowled at her. "You've already seen my cousin, he's the one that told you to get lost."

Yuna looked at him in shock. "Surely his parents would punish him for bullying you like that."

The boy laughed bitterly. "Are you kidding? They would probably reward him before sending me to my cupboard for being ungrateful."

"What?!" She asked in shock not being able to understand how anyone could treat a child that way – child abuse was unheard of in Spira as children were always treasured due to their rarity – "Why would they possibly lock you in a cupboard!?"

"I told you they don't like me."

Yuna looked at him. "If you could get away from them would you?" She asked.

"I'd just get sent back." The boy said dismissively.

"But if you could?" Yuna persisted.

The boy sighed. "Or course I would want to leave if I could. But that's not going to happen."

"You could come with me." Yuna said. "I live in a different universe so nobody could find you."

The boy moved away slightly. "Are you insane?" The boy asked.

"If I am then you must be as well seeing as you can see glowing balls orbiting around me." Yuna retorted.

"Good point." The boy conceded before pausing for a while. He sighed. "I suppose that it would be hard to do worse than what I already have to deal with."

"So you'll come with me?"

He sighed again. "I must be crazy but yes."

"Great!" Yuna said happily before jumping up and casting dispel on herself. "What's your name by the way?"

"Harry." He said standing up.

"Nice to meet you Harry, I'm Yuna."

"Your name is pretty." He said before blushing.

"Thank you Harry." She smiled. "Shall we be off?"

He nodded while still blushing.

"Great!" Yuna said before taking his hand and leading him away from Privet Drive forever.

It took the pair a month to get back to the portal due to Yuna preferring slower methods of transport like boats or simply walking rather than cars and planes as well as her tendency for going off on detours whenever something caught her interest. During that time Harry and Yuna bonded forming a relationship with Yuna being something between a mother and a sister to Harry not that the pair realised this.

During the journey Harry was reliant upon Yuna for both protection and sustenance which was a new thing for him as the Dursleys barely cared what happened to him and never gave him more than they had to whereas Yuna did whatever she could for him.

But on the other hand Harry was often responsible for keeping Yuna from wondering off after the closest shiny object and despite the time Yuna had spent on earth she often didn't recognise things that were commonplace to people brought up on earth making Harry a kind of interpreter for her.

By the time they reached the portal Yuna was the one person that Harry could say that he loved and Yuna herself loved him as much as she did Lulu, Wakka or kimahri.

"It's real." Harry breathed.

"Of course it's real." Yuna laughed. "Did you doubt me?"

"Well you did think the hope diamond was a fayth stone and tried to summon something from it." Harry retorted.

"It looked like one!" Yuna protested.

"Of course it did." Harry placated her. "I still don't know how we even ended up in America, I know for a fact that camels can't swim that far."

Yuna pouted. "You're never going to let me live that down are you?"

"Not a chance."

She sighed. "Well we should go through I suppose." She noticed Harry was looking at the portal nervously and took his hand. "Hey there's nothing to worry about, trust me."

Harry nodded and they stepped through the portal together.

As opposed to the month that the trip to the portal took the trip back to Besaid only took a week. That's not to say that the trip was uneventful as it wasn't with fiends attacking and reunions with friends but these were generally dealt with quickly allowing them to progress rapidly.

The first time Harry saw a fiend he was terrified despite Yuna's presence, while he grew slightly more used to them over time they still scared him, Yuna saw this and so pulled him aside before they entered Besaid village.

"As you have seen over the past week Spira can be dangerous. It is less so than it was but it is none the less. I will do everything in my power to protect you as will my friends but I would like to teach you to protect yourself if you will let me."

Harry considered this for a moment before nodding.

Yuna smiled. "Now the question is what you should learn. I could train you in some magic if you wanted, you could also learn how to use a sword or other weapon and there are also ways to make yourself stronger or your opponent weaker but they work best when combined with other styles. What do you think?"

Harry paused for a minute. "Err. I'm not sure..."

"Well how about I start teaching you pieces of everything and we'll see what you like best?"

Harry smiled and nodded.

"Well come on then." Yuna said. "It's time to face the most dangerous creature of all... Overenthusiastic friends." And walked into the village.

Harry laughed remembering some of the people they met over their travels and how well that applied to them before following Yuna into the village.

When the pair reached the middle of the village they were confronted by a blur of belts that crashed into Yuna and gathered her up into a hug. "Hi Lulu." Yuna laughed.

"And where have you been young lady? We haven't heard from you in months." Lulu said disapprovingly

"Ah sorry about that." Yuna said sheepishly. "I was kind of out of the way."

"Hmm very well but I expect the full story later." Lulu said before noticing the young child by Yuna. "And who's this?" She asked.

"Oh Lulu this is Harry." Yuna said putting her hand on Harry's shoulder. "He's..." Her eyes widened in realisation of what he was to her and she blurted. "He's kind of my son."

Lulu looked between the two and she asked in a long suffering voice "Yuna what have you done now?"


Dedicated to Shangirl and unusually to another person. This one is also dedicated to SheWolfTitianium for making the review that got me working on this again. Thanks to her I did almost 2/3 of this in under 24 hours. You see guys pestering me does help. I apologize that this is not Magic of the wolf but I hope it is a good enough tribute.

In order to stave off any rather disturbing questions no this will not be a Harry/Yuna shipping. Harry is only six years old at the moment and having him with someone over triple his age is rather disturbing.

This is set between Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2 the only differences between canon in FFX-2 will be that the events will be a year after they are in canon and that the Gullwings will be based out of Besaid as opposed to the airship in order to keep an eye on Harry.

Yes I did call Kimahri a blue teddy-bear but please don't tell him, he's bigger than me.