Your name is Dirk Strider and you are hanging out with your friend, his name is Equius you tend to make silly nicknames for him, who he finds annoying but he doesn't complain a whole lot. At the moment you two are making robots together
''Hey, big blue, what do you think about adding some horns to this brobot for a change?'' he looks up from the work he's doing and stumbles over to your work table
''I think it would look excellent with horns...'' You hold the robots head in your hands and roll it around ''but the question is what type of horns?''
Maybe just generic horns like on Eq's troll bots haha troll bots you gotta remember that one, ''It's just a sparring bot for Jake…. Hey Eq can I tell you some thing?'' Equius gives a silent nod, ''I sort of have a crush on Jake''
You sort of thought everyone knew, but you just wanted to tell your sort of best friend about it, "Have you told him your flushed for him?" Eq asks you,
"well sort of... First, I thought I was being friend-zoned, then I thought he liked me and when I finally thought he was getting serious, he said he was, and I quote, "not into guys like me"… Well I don't think he's gay anyway... well you know humans and their strange sexuality problems"
He looks at you with a worried look on his face, "Are you okay, Strider? You seem a little down these past few days" Well you had just told Jake off a few days ago. You know told him to fuck off if he didn't except my feelings "No I'm fine I don't need that asshole to rule my life.. Is there any one you have feelings for?" You say and put the robot head down.
He was silent for a while. He straightened his back and looked straight at you, "Dirk… I have had feelings for you for a long time… Since I laid my eyes on you I knew you liked my little hoof beasts just like me by your t-shirt and Nepeta had told me you made robots and that grin and those pointy shades, the low hue of your text when we messaged each other. It made me feel depraved to have feelings for a human but then we started building robots together and talking about horses and …... and my feelings only grew. I feel red for you. If you will except my feelings I would be honored if you would be my matesprit"
Wow. You were really surprised. I mean sure, he was handsome, okay and he was nice guy and he has most of your interests but you never expected him to like-like you.
But he's a troll and you thought he was straight I mean he liked that Aradia girl right?
"Wow. I did not expect that. I mean sure, I like you as a friend but, I'm going to have to think about this", you were gonna keep rambling but, he interrupts you, "I'm okay with black feelings or red, I don't care if I'm even in your strange human quadrant. I just want you to acknowledge my romantic feelings...'', He had clearly practiced keeping himself in-line while saying this but, the passion, the way he said it, was clear. And though you could not see through the shades you think he's almost crying but I mean a strong dude like him isn't going to just break down, "It pains me to know that the one you are flushed for rejects you... he clearly doesn't know what he's missing…''
He's talking about Jake... oh now you fee like crying
"But, I'd be okay just staying friends with you. I don't want my romantic feelings to get in the way of a proper friendship", you flash-step to him and cut him off with a kiss you give the blue-eyed man a chance since he's nice, he's not a jerk like Jake and Jake's not gay and Jake's- You should stop thinking about Jake. 'Cause Eq deserves better then a guy that only thinks about his other crush.
The kiss was hesitant. And you're doing most of the work. So you pull back, "Okay, Mr. Zahhack, I'll give you a chance, but you gotta woe me... and you really need some kissing classes… the class starts now and you better learn some thing" you give him a smirk, "I'm sorry, I'm just worried about hurting you... I know we sparred before, but, I'm just a little too tense for physical contact right now"
Oh, now you start to get ideas you have been dying to experiment, with some more kinky stuff, but you never realized how perfect this guy was for it, "What do you say about testing out some robots to get you a bit tired and less tense and then we can have a little make-out or snuggle sessions?", he smiles and nods "I .. I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you will gave me a chance. I promise, I won't disappoint you.''
It's my first time doing this so.. uh well.. I'm a big fan of this ship... More like crazy fan girl but you get my point... i see this ship as a really fluffy and kinky one so i made this cute little thing for those of you who ship it... I wanted to put some smut in there but i couldn't .. I'll maybe add some later so hope you wait for some more.