Is it the end? Is it over? Tell me the truth. Say something. Anything… It is over, isn't it…
Ganondorf woke up and vomited in Wolf's face.
"Oh, come on! I was only bringing you breakfast!" Wolf almost cried.
Wolf dropped the tray he was carrying and fled the room, muttering, "The fifth time…"
Ganondorf got out of bed, feeling ill, and walked around his room.
Mario the Butler rushed into his room, said, "Oh, no," and then raced back out.
Count Falcon strolled into Ganondorf's mansion while a pack of Pikachu ran past him.
He watched them run into the next room, curiously, when Wolf came up to him, clean face and all, and almost managed to say, "May I take your coat?"
Unfortunately, Mario the Butler ran up to them and screamed, "BOMBS! Bombs are falling!"
"He's crazy," Wolf said, chuckling a bit.
Suddenly there was an explosion outside, and Wolf sighed in his mind.
"Okay! Let's get down to the bomb shelter!" Wolf's words were almost drowned out by the next bomb.
Wolf herded everyone (including the Pikachus) into the bomb shelter.
Ganondorf finally left his bedroom, and walked down the hall.
He opened the front doors, completely unaware of the bombs, and began to walk around, peacefully.
He walked through the gardens as another bomb fell, and he walked through the smoke, coughing.
He looked down to see his carrot patch and saw his favourite gardener, a Pikachu.
It was dead.
From Ganondorf's eye, a tear fell and landed on the Pikachu's cheek.
After awhile, Ganondorf walked off.
A few more bombs fell and Ganondorf breathed in the smell of death and decay… and coughed.
Soon afterwards, Ganondorf realized that the smoke had cleared and the bombs were no longer falling.
Ganondorf re-entered his mansion and said, "Hi, Count Falcon," as the group emerged from the bomb shelter.
As Mario the Butler stared at Ganondorf and wondered how he had survived outside, Count Falcon replied, "Yes, hello."
"Let us have a feast!" Ganondorf shouted at the neighbors, in celebration of surviving the bombs, even though his neighbors were the ones who had bombed him.
They had a feast of bubblegum pie and strawberry juice.
"…So… are the… Pikachus… back in their… rooms?" Ganondorf asked, uncomfortably, at the head of the dining table.
"Don't worry. He knows," Wolf said.
"Oh, good. So, are the slaves back in their cages?" Ganondorf asked, casually.
"What are you talking about?" Count Falcon said in a panic.
"Oh, this and that and-"
"Okay, that is it! I'll tell you why I came over. I want to chat about the new merchants in town and do you think the townsfolk are serious about a sorcerer? Because I don't believe in magic."
"I believe this is going to be a long talk," Ganondorf said. "Go fetch us some tea and biscuits, Wolf."
As commanded, Wolf ran off to fetch some tea and biscuits, while he secretly fed his green, pet parrot some cookies at the same time.
Chocolate chip cookies, to be exact.
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Meanwhile, Fox was munching on some particularly good chocolate chip cookies while chatting with the local sorcerer, yes, the local sorcerer.
A random police officer came into the shack, walked up to him and shot Fox in the face.
"You'll not be coming back from that one," the police officer said.
Then Fox sat up and asked, "What was that for? Seriously?"
"Yeah, why did you do that?" the sorcerer asked, covered in a black cloak.
"Sorry, I'm just doing my job…" the police officer said.
Fox and the sorcerer laughed evilly and then closed in on him.
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Meanwhile, Ganondorf and Count Falcon were chatting and eating their biscuits and drinking their tea.
While Count Falcon tried to convince Ganondorf that there was no such thing as magic, Ganondorf refused this nonsense and explained the possibility.
"Well, see you tomorrow," Count Falcon said, walking towards the open door.
Ganondorf picked up Count Falcon and threw him out the door.
"Bye," he said and told his neighbors (Count Falcon's kingdom) to shut up.
He slammed the door shut, waited until he was sure that Count Falcon was gone, and said to Wolf, "Clean up the bodies."
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Princess Zelda tripped over her long, white dress and fell into a puddle, becoming drenched.
Why is it raining, today of all days? Zelda thought, cursing the rain.
Wolf was on patrol at the time when he saw the princess in the rain.
He thought of all the possibilities.
Ganondorf might like some company today because he was playing Monopoly and was not enjoying it.
But this princess seemed innocent enough, and Wolf knew how Ganondorf said goodbye to people (throwing them out the door).
But because Wolf didn't know her, he didn't really care so he ran over to the princess and said, "You're soaking! Come inside, I insist."
Wolf didn't know it yet but he actually enjoyed watching Ganondorf throw people out the door.
"Thank you, but I must be off," Princess Zelda said in a polite manner.
"No, seriously. You have to come in," Wolf said, preparing to growl.
"Whatever, but I really have to go," Zelda said.
Wolf unleashed his growl and lunged at her.
He grabbed her arm and struggled to get her inside.
Zelda struggled to get away from him, but he continued to drag her inside so she punched him in the face.
"Get away from me, you weirdo!" Zelda shouted, getting up as soon as she could.
She walked quickly away, so she didn't trip again.
"Wait!" Wolf said, but tripped into the same puddle Zelda had in the first place and cracked his skull.
Ganondorf was watching from the window.
He had seen everything but was now looking at a car waiting by the gate.
Ganondorf finally realized that Mario the Butler was waiting by that car.
Yahoo! Ganondorf thought. Mario's going to take me to the indoor park!
But then he saw Zelda enter the car.
…So I have a double agent on my hands, Ganondorf thought.
He watched as Mario the Butler got into the car and drove off.
And even worse… He's working for Zelda.