"Hey, looks like I'm doing my second fic.(1st still under construction. Some of the jokes in this fic go with the first. I'll explain the joke after it is said.) Yeah. So. How about that airline food?" I said.

Then Yugi answered "What are you talking about?"

Then I said, embarrassed "Oops! Wrong thing."

"Get with the program, Moran!" I heard Kaiba say as he walked over.

"What did you call me?" I yelled at him. "I mean, come on. "Moran." Is that all you could come up with? I mean I could come up with 100 better..."

" Anyway, as Kaiba is about to get the but whoop of his life, we'll start the fic. First the disclaimer. Yami's Girl owns nothing mentioned in here that is owned by some one else." said Yami as I was talking.

" Mommy!" yelled Kaiba as he ran away.

The Cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Off Set (sometimes), Uncut, Totally Funny(at least my friends do)."

Chapter 1- Break Time!

"Jeez, Kaiba. You like screwed up your line like 20 times. God. I thought we would never get a break." said Yami, walking into a room.

"Yeah, Kaiba, didn't you practice your lines last night?" Téa said behind him. Then Kaiba answered "I was too busy...I was-I-I was on a date."

" Aww. With who?" asked Yugi with that cute voice of his.

"I'm not telling, you wouldn't believe me" Kaiba snapped.

Yami, trying to get an answer out of him "Come on, I'll tell you all the girls I went out with. I'll even give you their numbers."

"Not mine!" Téa yelled over.

"Shhsh" said Yami, about to get an answer from Kaiba.

"Tell me later Yami, but I went out with ... Serenity." Kaiba finally answered.

"WHAT? Serenity... are you alright? Did his heartless ways of life take control of your mind?" yelled Joey, running over to his young sister.

Everyone had a confused look as Joey went to Serenity.

"Well?" said Joey in complete shock.

Then she answered. "It was just a harmless date, but we didn't feel right so we are just going to be friends."

" I don't know.Joey asked with a confused look on his face, "Who else are you dating?"

Serenity then answered "Well, tomorrow I have one with Yugi and that's it".

"Fine." Joey said with a relieved look on his face.

Then Tristan and Duke in unison said"What! No fair!"

Then out of nowhere Mai said "Well I'm starving, let's go to Burger King.

After she said that, the cast all decided to go.

At Burger King.

"That'll be 75.28, unless you want to duel me instead." said the BK cashier as the cast finished ordering.

"Huh? Wait a sec, (to his friends) how come I always have to pay?" asked Yami, surprised that his friends left him with the bill.(Here is one of the jokes I was talking about. In my other fic, Yami pays for everything, and he doesn't really know it until it's too late.)

Will Yami have to pay? Find out in chapter 2- What CAN we do?

I hope you enjoyed my fic. When I first posted it, I didn't realize it was it couldn't be in script form. Thank you for warning me and being so nice about it. It will probably not take very long to get the other chapters posted. They are all ready typed out, I just need to fix them. Please review, and tell me what you think.

THX.

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