On the twelfth day of Christmas, I went and got people
12 annoying rants
11 burning pants
10 cooks 'a yelling
9 marine ships chasing
8 burnt opponents
7 li'l rodents
6 barrels o' sake
5 eat n' runs
4 new allies
3 morons
2 extreme pranks
and a very pissed off flaming blue turkey~!
SMACK
"HEY!"
"Ace, stop being such an idiot and help with putting up the decorations." Marco scolded the teen as he rubbed the spot on his head where the First Division Commander had hit him.
"I'm just trying to have some fun." he pouted. The whole crew was currently decorating the Moby Dick to match the Christmas atmosphere, and all of the commanders were assigned to decorate the mess hall. "Who had ever heard of pirates decorating their ship for Christmas anyway?"
"It's tradition." Izo told him. "Just shut up and help out."
"Fine." he grumbled, before noticing that Haruta was giggling.
"Nice song, made it up?" she asked.
"Yup. Was bored." he grinned.
"It was catchy." Thatch commented.
"Go back to work, you two." Marco ordered them before moving a large box filled with decorations. Then they continued working in silence.
That was, until Ace started singing again.
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell rock.
Moby Dick sails and everyone stops.
Shaking and screaming, everybody run.
Coz we're all 'bout to have some fun.
Marco groaned. "For God's sake, Ace."
But the young man continued on anyway.
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell rock.
Marines then arrive, someone tell pops.
Dancing and fighting just doing our thing.
Now troubles begin.
"The stage is yours Haruta!" Ace grinned, and his fellow commander soon started singing before Marco could even stop him.
What a bright time, it's the right time.
To kick dumb marines away.
Butt kicking time is a swell time.
A good excuse to stop work today.
Izou scoffed "Well too bad." and joined in.
Christmas tree, mistletoe, they won't hang themselves.
Just go get back to work.
"Izo, don't encourage them!" Marco yelled, but it was too late and before he knew it, Haruta and Ace were having a duet.
Sake and fighting, no room for decor
That's the Moby Dick
That's the Moby Dick
That's the Moby Dick way!
"All together now!" Ace yelled.
"Alright!" Thatch grinned.
"Guys, no. Seriously, I-" Marco tried.
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell rock.
Moby Dick sails and everyone stops.
Shaking and screaming, everybody run.
Coz we're all 'bout to have some fun.
"ACE!" Their captain yelled out from his place in the deck, making everyone in the room freeze.
"Y-yeah, Pops?" the renowned FireFist asked nervously.
"Are you procrastinating through singing again?"
"O-of course not!" he laughed nervously.
.
.
.
"Get back to work, Ace! You too, Haruta!"
The two sulked. "Yes, Pops . . ."
"Stop messing around." Marco told them.
"Oh, c'mon." Haruta pouted. "Just one more song?"
"No. I swear if I have to hear one more Christmas song, I'll wring someone's neck." Marco muttered.
"I'll do all your paperwork for the rest of the month if you take up that challenge." Thatch whispered to Ace, which Marco had somehow heard.
"Thatch, I'll-"
"FROSTY THE SNOWMAN HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE AND ALL THE OTHER REINDEERS DECKED THE HALLS WITH LOTS OF HOLLY FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. TIS THE SEASON FOR JOY TO THE WORLD, THE LORD HAS COME. SO LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW! LET IT SN-"
*BAM*
*SMACK*
*WHAM*
The other commanders tried to stifle their laughter as their First Division Commander beat the living daylights our of the second.
"If I let you guys sing one more song, will you all shut up and do your work?" Marco asked.
"Yes!" Haruta said quickly.
The phoenix sighed. "Fine . . ."
Haruta grinned and pulled Ace back up his feet. "C'mon Ace, make the last one worth it!"
"Alright, alright . . ."
Sailing through the snow
On board the Moby Dick
Singing as we go
Until it makes you sick
Drinking all the sake
Feeling so alive
But let's all try to stay awake
When Red hair Shanks arrives.
OH! Jingle Bells, Jozu smells.
Marco laid an egg.
Pops just laughed
Then blamed Thatch
And so they broke his leg.
Hey!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hope you liked it! My first One Piece fanfic is a Christmas special, huh? Well, sorry if it's short and I hope you liked it!
Please review~!
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