A DISCLAIMER
I don't own the characters of Avengers. This song-fic was written for fun!
LOKI'S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAST
by
Airshadow
On the first day of Christmas,
Odin gave to me
A cell where I don't want to be.
On the second day of Christmas,
Thor gave to me
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the third day of Christmas,
Jane gave to me,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Coulson gave to me
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Frigga gave to me
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Fury gave to me
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Thanos gave to me
Seven golden specters,
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Hawkeye gave to me
Eight arrows and its bow,
Seven golden specters,
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Stark gave to me,
Nine flying armors,
Eight arrows and its bow,
Seven golden specters,
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Selving gave to me
Ten Astrophysics books,
Nine flying armors,
Eight arrows and its bow,
Seven golden specters,
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Banner gave to me
Eleven chemestry sets,
Ten Astrophysics books,
Nine flying armors,
Eight arrows and its bow,
Seven golden specters,
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Natasha gave to me
Twelve spy gadgets,
Eleven chemestry sets,
Ten Astrophysics books,
Nine flying armors,
Eight arrows and its bow,
Seven golden specters,
Six SHIELD agents,
Five silver rings,
Four Cap's collectible cards,
Three punches on the face,
Two runed Hammers,
And cell where I don't want to be!
MERRY CHRISMAST
AND A HAPPY 2014!!