How To Know You Are WAAAAY Too Into Transformers!

NOTES: Heehee, I love doing stuff like this. ^^ I assure you, I have done or continue to do everything on this list. *SIGH* Don't you just love obsessive fandom? (Starscream: Um, NO!) Anyways. If you have any comments/suggestions, you know what to do. REVIEW! XD Sadly for the rest of the world (but luckily for the Autobots + Decepticons) I don't own Transformers, any continuity. Just the writing and the fandom.

You tell people you're taking lessons in Processor over Matter and Jet Judo.

You TOTALLY wish Blitzwing was your dancing teacher!

The first time you heard Linkin Park was in a TF film.

All your usernames/passwords are Transformers-related. ^^ (I am SO guilty of this one!)

You're more concerned about the amount of TFA Bandaids in your purse than the amount of Tylenol or Pepto Bismol in your medicine cabinet.

You make your own TF posters when money is short. XD

You have a list of possible alt modes for yourself. (Blue Audi R8 or golden F-35?)

You fight valiantly for the honor of your favorite pairing. (You would not BELIEVE my Ratchet/Arcee rantings)

No matter how ratty and faded your G1 T-Shirt is, you still wear it whenever you can.

You let your friend listen to those random TFA "poop" vids on YouTube over the phone.

You've been known to call your favorite soft drink Energon. (You should've seen the look the waitress had when I asked for Diet Energon. XD)

You talk about it so much, you got all your friends into it.

Because of your obsession, even that friend who used to hate TF with a passion wants to see the next movie with you.

You wish the Transformers underpants in the kids section fit you.

You wonder what would happen if the Transformers were Hollywood A-listers.

You've actually invented a TF-related cosmetic or perfume line. (Eau de Starscream, anyone?)

Three of your friends have crushes on Autobots or Decepticons because of you.

You got your whole class/grade/office building into an "Optimus Prime vs. Batman" war. (OPTIMUS WOULD WIN EVERY TIME!)

You named your computer Teletraan One/Two.

You like to tell people a Transformer is your 'muse'. (I have three at the moment. Starscream is for my music {wonder why XD}, Optimus is for my writing {because writing is my fave activity and OP is my fave TF}, and TFA Prowl is for my art {because he appreciates it}.)