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A/N: uhhh...random story (as always)...
It's in the humor genre because I wanted it to be. LOL wat.
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Attention
"Pssst. Granger...Grangerrrrrrrrr. GRAN-GER. Mudblooddd, know-it-all. Argh! GRANGERRRR. PSSSSSST."
I roll my eyes behind my book. This was the failed attempt of Malfoy trying to get my attention.
I was sitting under a tree doing extra reading, peacefully before Draco Malfoy sat down beside me and started poking me with a stick.
Apparently his minions were busy or something so he felt like annoying me.
He started insulting me at first, which I ignored. And he kept annoying me, which I ignored again.
"GRANGERRR. YOU THERE? PSSSST."
Harry and Ron have Quidditch practice for Gryffindor so I was planning to spend my free time reading, which was disturbed by Malfoy here.
"KNOCK KNOCK! HELLO? I'm looking for Granger. You know, mudblood, bushy hair, know-it-all and probably deaf too."
I couldn't concentrate anymore so I closed my book. I shut my eyes and counted to three.
"Yes, Malfoy? I didn't see you." I said in a calm voice with a fake smile plastered on my face.
He rolled his eyes, "Probably blind too." he murmured which I heard well.
I narrowed my eyes. "What do you want?" I snapped.
He smirked. "Sheesh, Granger. I just wanted your attention."
I raised my eyebrow suspiciously, "Oh, I feel honored that the all mighty, heavenly highness wanted to seek me." I said sarcastically.
"Granger, you should keep calling me that. I feel entitled." He says with a smirk.
"What do you want Malfoy?" I said with an icy glare.
He averted his gaze on me. "Ummm...well..how do I say this..uhh.."
Is he nervous? I smirked. "Malfoy? Stuttering? Nervous maybe. Time to alert the Daily Prophet." I joked with a chuckle.
He glared at me which I replied with a shrug.
"Get to the point." I stated, annoyed.
I watched him intently while he closed his eyes and exhaled.
When he opened his eyes, before I knew it lips were crashing into mine.
I was in complete shock. And in more shock that I was kissing back.
He cornered me onto the tree my back against it, him pinning me down with his body.
When Malfoy pulled away only inches from my face, I felt my face burn up, cheeks burning scarlet.
He whispered at my ear, "You. Me. Ball. Saturday. Seven. Be there." He smirked at me before he stood up and dusted the dirt off of his pants and went towards the castle.
It took me a few seconds to let his invitation sink in and when it did I called out after him.
"How would you know that I'll accept and go?" I called after him, still red and too numb to move.
He turned around, "Oh, I know." He said with a wink then turned around again.
I just stared at him dumbfounded.
"Oh and wear green!" He shouted back with a huge grin on his face.
I didn't know what made me do it but at Saturday night I came into the ball escorted by Draco Malfoy wearing a green dress robes.
And what's even weirder was he was wearing a Gryffindor colored tie with his black (expensive) dress robes.
You should have seen the Gryffindors' and Slytherins' faces.
And by the Head Table a certain Professor had a knowing look like he planned all of this.
No other than the inter house unity crazed Professor Dumbledore.
A/N: So...that was so random really. xD I got it from hearing someone at school going all "PSSSSSST" for some reason. :D
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