THIS IS AN EXPERIMENT! NOT TO BE TAKEN SIRIUS-LY LOL :D Now if this gets read at all*stare at you like you're weird* well thanks! And enjoy I guess this was part my English work and I wanted to spite my stupid bitch teacher… filthy Greek slut ANYWAY! ON WITH THE STORY! SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE.
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"Harry James Potter!" The-Boy-who-Lived looked up automatically at his godfather who NEVER raised his voice at him. "Yeah Siri?" Sirius Black was pretty easy going about his godson but to think what his Mother would do to him if she were alive… he shuddered.
"Thank Merlin the others aren't here… Harry I don't mind what you do in your, ah… leisuretime (wink, wink) much but going and getting-" Sirius brandished a receipt with Harry's magical signature on it "a tattoo is just pushing it! Your mum would kill me Harry, kill me then bring me back only to castrate me and throw me into a room full of beautiful women…" Harry smiled slyly at his godfather when he mentioned his mother killing and castrating him, despite his cool façade Harry was well on the way to panicking. 'What else does he know?'
"Um… let's just hope this doesn't get out, eh Siri? That kind of knowledge…" 'I am so screwed!'
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Two Months Later…
"Harry Potter arrested publically! Alleged Death Eater!" Well damn.