Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, or the song "Call Me Maybe". Those things are copyright to their respective parties. Please don't sue me. ;-;

A/N: Not really sure where the hell this came from. xD But I had sooo much fun writing it. I wouldn't have posted this if Acteon Carolsfeld hadn't kinda talked me into it, so you have her to thank for this. ^_^

And honestly, I wish stupid FF .net would keep spaces in these damn things. -_- Would make reading the song sooooo much easier.


I say I will be leader

You look at me and you sneer

You can't see me as your peer

And now you've turned away

Why can't you see me the same?

It really is such a shame

I keep accepting the blame

And still you turn away

Your rage was showing,

And my lust was growing

Red hot, optics glowing

Why won't you just look at me?

Hey, I just shot you, and this is crazy

But I'm real horny, so frag me, maybe?

It's hard to look right, at you lately

You broke my optic, still, frag me maybe?

Hey, I just shot you, and this is crazy

But I'm real horny, so frag me, maybe?

And all the other 'Cons, say I'm easy

But they're just mad that they can't have me

You don't answer my call

Now and then I must stall

You give me nothing at all

Why do you turn away?

We go round in this dance

Without any advance

You'll never give me a chance

Please stop turning away

Your rage was showing,

And my lust was growing

Red hot, optics glowing

Why won't you just look at me?

Hey, I just shot you, and this is crazy

But I'm real horny, so frag me, maybe?

It's hard to look right, at you lately

You broke my optic, still, frag me maybe?

Hey, I just shot you, and this is crazy

But I'm real horny, so frag me, maybe?

And all the other 'Cons, say I'm easy

But they're just mad that they can't have me

Why must I spell it out, I just want you to frag me

Want you to frag me...Want you to frag, frag me

Why must I spell it out, I just want you to frag me

You should know that I just want you to frag me

It's hard to look right, at you lately

You broke my optic, still, frag me maybe?

Hey, I just shot you, and this is crazy

But I'm real horny, so frag me, maybe?

And all the other 'Cons, say I'm easy

But they're just mad that they can't have me

Why must I spell it out, I just want you to frag me

Want you to frag me...Want you to frag, frag me

Why must I spell it out, I just want you to frag me

And you should know that

So frag me maybe