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HII my name is Mary Sue ive been alive 4 since like evar. As you might have guessed im a vampire a real one not a fak 1 like corey or was it krory what evar u no what I mean that freak tht no 1 likes. Ughhh and I so don't sparkle like those twilight vamps I shine and it kills the akumas. Im supar powerful, i control all the elements including light and darkness, when I sing it makes the akuma explode. as 4 looks I could beat lenalee anyday, all the guys at headquarter all say how im so HAWTTTTT even kanda thinks so. any ways so I was killing a lvl 99 akuma I bet u didnt no that they are reel. So I was lik die u retard u sick emo bish. So I started to sing party in the usa and the akuma blew up I was lik ewwwwwwww it got all over me. I guess it couldnt stand my bueatiful voice after all it sounds better than miley's u no. I started 2 go back 2 the headquarter on the way bak 2 my room I saw Canda he looked lik he was just bac from a mistion covered in blood. He just looked so sexy. I was lik heyy kanda and he smiled at me. the inner me was like omgomgomgomgomgomgomg kanda just smiled at me and I was like hey kanda wanna conserver water and shower with me. he just smiled and walked 2 me and sayed sure babe. I was like blushing red like a apple. lets just say after that nite kanda let me eat his soba.