The Naruto To One Piece Answering Machines
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Chapter 1: Ninja Household, Mikan's Room
Mikan walked over to her answering machine and pressed the play button, hoping to get all her messages before Yuki came in and set something in her room on fire again.
"Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call Mikan, Yuki, or Saturn, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back—only that I won't."
Mikan grinned at her answering machine message. Granted that it wasn't nearly as awesome as Saturn's, it was still pretty funny.
"Message One: (Smoker) Mikan, where the hell are you? I've been calling for an hour! You'd better not be skipping again..."
"Message Two: (Sia) Oi, Mikan! Where's my sis? She's suppose to be helping me with this big angry mob outside the store."
"Message Three: (Unknown) Uhh, hey. I would like to order a large pizza with meatballs, ice cream, and cat meat. Thanks."
"Message Four: (Unknown) Hey David! Just wanting to say hi! Bye!"
"End of messages"
Mikan sighed. "Well that was pointless." Two seconds later, Yuki came in covered in ramen noodles.
"Hiya, Mikan!"
"Hello, Thing."
"Oh no you did not!" Yuki said as he snapped his fingers and placed his other hand on his hip. Mikan looked around for her collector's edition Hiraikotsu. When she found it, she grabbed it and proceded to be Yuki to a pulp of BIness.
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My only excuse is that I wrote this at 4:42