Woohoo! Second fanfiction! Alright, my friends, like my last one, this was also based on a real expeirience. It happened just like this except it was my friend Ben and Nick and we were camping and in a tent. Yeah...I don't want to spoil anything so read on my fellow fanfiction lovers! Read on!

Disclaimer: I do not own Samurai Champloo

Just One Bed?!

Mugen shook his head in disbelief and stared wide-eyed at the ceiling of the hotel he, Fuu, and Jin were staying at for the night. This time however, was a tad different. The sleeping arrangements were just a little askew.

"Are you positive that we didn't have enough money for separate beds?" Mugen groaned.

Fuu sighed irritably and replied, "Yes Mugen, I'm sure."

"Well then you obviously counted it wrong!" Mugen answered back loudly.

"I counted it also," Jin said half sticking up for Fuu, "We didn't have enough."

Mugen grumbled and laid back down again. It was silent for a while, before Mugen broke it.

"Why do I have to sleep next to you?!" he demanded to Jin.

Jin let out a moan of exasperation and responded to Mugen through gritted teeth, "I didn't ask to be in the middle!"

"This is disgusting!" Boy, boy, and then girl?! That's just weird!"

Fuu lifted her head to watch them argue and then let it fall to a thud on the floor.

"Alright, that's it! Jin move over here!" she said sitting up.

"What?"

"Over here, come on."

Jin edged a little in her direction, in confusion, but was forced away when Fuu crawled over him. She laid back and said, "There, boy, girl, boy. Is that better Mugen? You now don't have to be homophobic."

"I'm not homophobic." Mugen grumbled.

Fuu turned her head to stare at him and Jin lifted his to do the same.

"I'm not!" he exclaimed.

"Sure you're not." Jin said sarcastically.

Fuu's eyes narrowed and her brow furrowed as her patience started to get tested.

'Great, now they are arguing on either side of me!" Well, at least it is harder to stab each other now…' she thought to herself.

She closed her eyes, determined to ignore them as they stopped arguing and resorted to name calling.

"Four-eyes!"

"Jackass!"

"Pussy!"

"Prick!"

"Idiot!"

"Retard!"

"Fishface!"

"Cockhead!"

At that Fuu burst out laughing uncontrollably. Both Jin and Mugen stared down at her with question.

Through peals of laughter she managed to say, "Cockhead!" and rolled over to laugh into the pillow. At that Jin and Mugen also started laughing; it was a chuckle at first, but then it got harder when they watched Fuu and thought back to the interlude that they had.

"Oh, my God, that was the best thing I have heard in a while!" Fuu said trying to catch her breath.

The three of them all ended up red-faced and panting as they lay back down on the bed still giggling slightly.

"Ok, we need to get some sleep now." Fuu said her face still contorted from all the laughing.

"Yes, we are going to travel tomorrow and there won't be a hotel to stay at once we start." Jin agreed.

Mugen just nodded with a grin on his face.

Fuu smiled to herself and intertwined her arms with Jin and Mugen's so they formed a chain. She sighed, closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep. Both the boys stared at each other and then at her, but instead of protesting they too closed their eyes. It seemed everybody had fallen asleep but then-

"Wait, just because Fuu's arm is interlocked with Jin's; that doesn't mentally or emotionally mean I'm touching him, right?"

Fuu and Jin's eyes shot open.

Author's Note

Lol, so you might not have thought it as funny as I did, but it was soo funny in real life. Imagine my friend Ben as Mugen and my other friend Nick as Jin. Thanks for reading! Read and reveiw if you would like. I will be inspired to write more if you do. This is a oneshot though.

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