"Ha!" Bellatrix cackled. "Go fish!" Voldemort sighed, and summoned a card from the middle of the table, scowling when it arrived. "Do you... er... have any... 7's?"
Voldemort looked around for a second and, seeing Lucius nod, sighed and handed two three's over to her.
"I don't see why we have to play this stupid game!" he said angrily, slamming his hand of cards down.
"You're only saying that because you're losing," Dolhov sang as he walked past.
Voldemort flicked his wand casually in Dolhov's direction. "Avada Kedavra." Dolhov crumbled to the ground and Voldemort chuckled slightly before asking, "any 2's?"
"Damn it!" Bellatrix shouted handing over three two's.
"Oooh, yay!" he said happily, "I'm winning!"
"Well, I'm... um, married!"
"And you call that a comeback?" Bellatrix looked at her cards, muttering some inaudible words under breath. "Didn't think so."
"Got any 4's?"
"I'm going to buy a balloon," Voldemort announced suddenly, throwing his cards to the side and standing up.
"Um, My Lord," Pettigrew said nervously, "do you think that's wise? After all, the Ministry thinks you're dead."
"Geez, Pettigrew, live a little! And I thought you were the Gryffindor!" he scoffed, picking up his winter cloak and heading to the door.
"You're walking?" Lucius asked surprised.
"No, you fool! I'm taking the bus." And with that, Voldemort had left, leaving 3 stunned Deatheater's behind him.
Bellatrix was the first to recover saying, "OK... who wants to play poker?"
"Me!" Peter and Lucius squealed in unison.
"Ok, then. But I must warn you, I play poker with tarot cards. Last time I played with Dolhov and, let's just say, he got what was coming."
A/N: Ok so, this is for Maria Mississippi 's 'I'm gonna buy a baloon' challenge.
I like the idea of Voldemort being a bad loser :) I also like fanon Voldie, he's so much fun!