This is my first ever Epic Rap battles of Cybertron chapter ever! I figured that for the first chapter, it's only fitting that I pair Optimus Prime vs Megatron.
I hope you enjoy!
Epic Rap Battles of Cybertron!
G1 Optimus Prime vs G1 Megatron!
Go!
Optimus Prime: Autobots roll out, it's time to save the day
And show these Decepticon punks that they will not get in our way!
Optimus Prime's got the touch, and that's all I really need
To come and put a stop to all you Decepticon weeds!
I'm the best that's ever been, and the best that'll ever be,
You, you'll be lucky to get passed the small fry, Bumblebee!
I transform into a truck, now what the scrap do you got?
You transform into a gun, you think your such a Hot-shot... but you're not!
My rhymes drive circles around your silly schemes
You think you can win this war, ha only in your dreams!
You call yourself a leader? All I see is a bunch of clatter
You're second in command is a two-faced back-stabber.
You're a bully, a jerk, a psyco and a punk
All your dreams of tyrany are all about to be sunk!
Megatron: Decepticons rise up, it's time to take a stand!
We gonna show these "heroes" who's the fiercest in the land!
We'll march over your graves, and we'll beat you into scrap!
I'll make you think twice before you challenge me to rap!
Just like Super Mario, your efforts are pointless
Cause in the end, I will always come back to steal your precious princess!
I've never seen so much softness, you over grown cheeky blighter
Optimus, you're nothing but a glorified freedom fighter!
On Kaon, I was feared, loved and respected
But your philosphy of freedom is only just rejected
You say you got the touch, but only in your mind
All of those who follow me, see you as hoplessly blind.
Say what you want about all my lofty aspirations
But at the end of the day your nothing but a goofball sensation.
Optimus: Megatron, at the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: Why throw away your pride so recklessly?
Optimus: That is a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.
Megatron: No! I'll crush you with my fly rhymes!
I'll rip your optics out of your head and put them in my soup.
I'll show all of Cybertron that all Autobots are is poop!
I am the merciless leader of the dominant race
And when this all is over, it will hit you in the face
You're so clueless when it's time to make hard choices
You just listen to your heart and those mamby pamby voices
I'll pound your face into a scrap pile and leave you bankrupt broke
Just like the Dallas Cowboys, I'll enjoy watching you choke!
Being nice is for all losers, and they all dwell in one brood.
Being evil is just so gangsta in my ideal neighborhood!
Optimus: Yeah sure you can rap, but do you know how to take the heat?
I'll show you what being a hero means, just try me on the street.
I'm the biggest baddest trucka on the boulevard
You, you're just five tons of metal Decepticon lard!
So ya like to make fun of sports teams, so here's what I got to say
That just like Micheal Waltrip, you spell loser all the way!
Don't be dissin on Mario, at least he knows to to pwn!
Now you, you're just like Bowser, constantly getting owned!
Now I hope you learned your lesson, you Decepticon slime,
That when the road gets rough I will prevail every time!
WORD!
Who won? You decide!
I haven't decided who will be in the next epic rap battle, but I hope that you enjoyed this one.
For the record, I am a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, and Super Mario. And for all those who don't know, Michael Waltrip is a NASCAR driver who wrecks and/or finishes in the back in most of his races.
After every chapter, I will not reveal who will be next. It will be a suprise. I will accept ideas, as long as I feel that I can do your ideas.
As it is stated in the summary, there will be a few rap battles that will feature some characters from other franchises, but each battle will feature at least 1 Cybertronian or Transformers human character.