The SGC

At the conference table SG1 gathered around their fearless leader expectantly. The team looked at Jack O'Neill waiting patiently.

"So have you heard the one about the Gou'ald, the Tok'ra, and the Jaffa?"

"Sir…" Sam Carter looked at him warningly with a grin on her face.

"Fine, Carter. I was just trying to lighten up this dismal display. Daniel, tell me what you expect to find."

"Well, the UAV we sent picked up some ruins. At first glance I would venture to guess an abandoned Ancient city but I need a closer look to know for sure."

"Of, course you do. Carter, talk to me?"

"Sir, readings we have received thus far shows some promising results. The naquada deposits are some of the purest we have seen so far."

"Mitchell?"

"Oh, uh…well, General I'm just along for the ride on this one."

"I know the feeling, Colonel. Well, Teal'c is off appeasing the Jaffa counsel but the planet in question seems devoid of habitation no humanoids nor animal life. It should be simple exploration. You have a go. Dismissed."