Dewing the Captain's and Crème, while Jacking your Melon
"Have you ever had Captain's and Crème?" Gwen asked Ianto eagerly. A little too eagerly. Owen choked on his coffee from where he sat at his desk across the way.
"Did you seriously just ask Ianto if he ever had the Captain's cream?" Gwen ignored Owen and just rolled her eyes. Looking back to Ianto, she waited for his reply.
"Um…yes. Quite tasty if you ask me. Kind of fizzes in your mouth, though. A very interesting sensation. Though I prefer Dewing the Captain more. Still has the fizzy feel to it, but packs more of a punch. At least to me anyway."
Owen choked once more and went into a coughing fit.
"What about Jacking Your Melon?" Tosh asked. Owen dropped his coffee mug.
"Hm, haven't in ages." Ianto said thoughtfully. "Pretty damn good though. Don't remember why I haven't."
"Probably because you've been 'doing the captain'," mumbled Owen.
"What was that Owen?" asked Ianto.
"Nothing. I'm outta here" Owen got up from his seat and headed for the Hub door.
"Where's Owen going?" asked Jack, walking down the stairs to join the three members left. They all burst out laughing.
"I…don't…think he…wanted to go…out drinking…with us…" answered Gwen between fits of giggles.
Ianto turned to face his Captain, with the widest grin plastered across his face.
"I don't think he's a big fan of Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels"