Hey my readers! I know, another new written piece, but I had this idea for a while. I got it from a story where Snape gives advice, but I don't remember who wrote that. Anyway, this is basically Draco giving advice to the Hogwarts students. There's really no point to it, but I was bored and I felt like insulting people haha.

Anyway, if you have your own advice letters that students write to Draco, you can submit it into reviews and I'll submit some, maybe most of them.

So I hope you like it. I know it's short, but I'm doing one at a time. Unless it's the advice letters from reviews, then I'll probably do more than one in a chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy...Blah Blah Blah.

Dear Draco,

I am not normally one to show my feelings in front of others, much less parchment, but I really need your advice. You see, I had great feelings for a Hufflepuff boy that I had been dating and I still do, even if we're no longer together. But now, I'm starting to have feelings for a Gryffindor boy. He's really nice, brave, and sweet, though somewhat shy. I know that he likes me, but I don't think that he understands that I also like him. However, even though I want to be with him, I also think it's a betrayal towards my ex. What should I do?

Sincerely, Confused

Dear Confused,

First of all, do you really think that I don't know it's you Chang? Love to break it to you, but you're not all that smart for a Ravenclaw. You're almost as stupid as a Gryffindor. Secondly, I've very surprised that Potter (yes I do know that it's Potter, any moron could figure that out) hasn't noticed that you're panting after him. I mean you're drooling over him so much, Filch has to paddle us to Potions yesterday.

But I really don't know what you see in him. I agree with Pansy, at least Diggory was good-looking, not as much as me, but way better looking than Scar Head. As for what you should do, just follow these steps and success will be in your hands:

1. Get over Diggory. I mean it's been a whole summer since he's been gone. Besides we all know that you were with him to get Potter jealous.

2. Get a makeover. You're starting to look ugly. I mean those bags under your eyes, messy hair that doesn't even look brushed. Ugh, it's almost as bad as Potter's messy mop that he calls hair.

3. Slap yourself for finding Potter in any way attractive. You might also want to check your self into St. Mungo's for any mental problems or check with Professor Snape to see if you're under some love potion or the imperious curse.

4. If you find out that there's nothing wrong with you, which I doubt, go shag someone else. We both know that you're easy enough. Remember 3rd year in the broom closet?

5. If you still find that you have feelings for Potter than you have to fight through his stalker, the red-headed Weaslette and sneak up to his dormitory. You know what to do from there, badly, but you still know.

Follow these steps and you'll end up as Mrs. The Boy Who Wouldn't Die or alone, but really what's the difference.

P.S. I don't know who you're deluding, but you are not hiding your emotions. Everyone can tell that you've been sobbing since you do it in the middle of the Great Hall. At least try to hide it you idiot!

Hope this helps,

DLM

Okay so that was the first one. I was going to do Harry first, but for some reason, Cho's letter came to me instead. Hope you liked it and don't forget to submit your own letters in reviews. Also, tell me who you want me to do next.

P.S. I'm going to do advice to not only Hogwarts students, but to other characters too. Like twilight characters, etc...

xoxo, Lady Luna Riddle