A/N: Hello people out there. I decided to use my dad's computer to type my stories now. So now I am not on hiatus! Yayz!

This is not a humor. This is actually a angst. Just warning you.

Disclamer: Vocaloid is awesome. Too bad that I don't own it.

Len was sitting next to that bitch, Neru.

What does Len see in her anyway? Sure, she's pretty with her amber-like eyes and Repunzel-like hair, has a nice figure, and has a larger chest than me, and she's sorta tall, and-

Who am I kidding! She gorgeous! No wonder Len likes her!

I wished he liked me. But I'm just a worthless nobody. Who would like me? Plus, he's my brother. Who would love his sister in the non-sister way?

I wish I could get rid of her. Wait, maybe I can.

I grinned like a Cheshire cat. Now, I just need to find her…

LALALALA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I enter the house. Hmm… Nice place. Real cozy. Not the place you'd expect from the person I'm going to.

"Hello,' I call out. "Is anyone there?"

The kitchen door bangs open.

"Oh, Rin!" Tei said.

Sukone Tei was my best friend. I think it's because I'm Len's sister. But we had two things in common. A. We both like Len (she doesn't know I like him though) and B. We both get irked when somebody gets too close to Len. Though, she thinks it because I'm sister and is protective over him.

Now, why would I call Tei? Cause she's a master at pranks. She's sorta a yandere. Don't get me wrong, she HATES blood. It's just that she can't help herself sometimes. But she knows not to let it all out. Plus, she's smart, so she'll know what to do.

"What brings you here? Is something wrong?" She looked worried.

"No, no, or course no." I said. But she was smarter than that.

"Something's wrong. You're doing the thing where people say 'No, it's nothing,' then say 'It's actually something you'll get sucked into and hate'".

"Well, actually…" I said.

"I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!" She yelled. "Cummon! Let's sit down and talk! You seem sullen and the sort. Hehe. Sort." (A/N: I know. XD)

We sat down and ate cucumber casserole (well, she ate it. She was always a cucumber fanatic).

"Well, what is it?" she asked.

"Well, actually, you're not going to like it…"

Her eyes widened. "Tell me!"

"You see," I looked down. "Len, uh..." I trailed off.

"What about Len? I he hurt? I s he incapacitated*? Tell me!"

"He has a girlfriend!" I blurted out/shouted.

She dropped her fork and her mouth was agape and her eyes still open.

"What? How-how can that be? "If she looked shocked to you, you should see what she looked and felt on the insides.

Here comes the yandere side.

"Who is she?" she asked in a murderous tone. "If it's Miku then I'll kill that bitch and-"

"No, it's not Miku! Calm down." Did I forget to mention that she hates Miku? She wants to kill her since she's so populare. And brags. And is a girl-playboy (also know as a slut). And flirts more than she should. And-

I'll just skip the reason's why Tei hates Miku and just continue with the story.

Anyway, the tension eased only a little bit, with Tei knowing it was someone elsethan Miku.

"Well, then who is it?" she asked again, tone still sorta murderous.

"Uh," I hesitated, not sure if I should say her name. Then again, why non? I hate her!

"Akita Neru," I finally managed to say.

"Oh, the textin' freak?" she asked.

"Yeah," I said. "I didn't know what to do with the situation, so I came to you." I explained.

"So, you want me to think of a solution?"

"Yeah, I guess."

There was a moment of silence before she answered:

"I think I have an idea…"

"Well, what is it?" I asked, even though I have an idea of what prank she's gonna pull.

"Come here," she said. I leaned in and she told me her plan.

A/N: I have no idea why I'm writing this. It's just coming too me.

Ah. Oh well.