Dimitri's scream broke my eardrums. "We are going to see Justin Bieber? Justin fucking Bieber!"
"Well... Rose and I were going to go, but I guess I can get another ticket for you..." I explaind apologetically.
"No mother-effin' way." Dimitri was hyperventilating now.
"Dimitri?" Rose was disturbed by her 25 year old boyfriend's response to Lissa's announcment.
"ROSE I'M GAY FOR HIM!" Dimitri squealed.
"Um..." Rose was unsure of what to say, as was Lissa.
"Dimitri, Rose is right there. You know, Rose? You're true love?" I chided him gently.
"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR LISSA, ROSE IS NOT JUSTIN. I LOVE HER IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN JUSTIN, I'M GAY FOR HIM." Dimitri was now angry at me for something.
"I HAVE THE FEVER... BIEBER FEVER THAT IS! AND THE ONLY CURE IS HIS LOVE, BITCHES!"
Eventually, Rose left Dimitri for Eddie Castile, Lissa and Christian married, and Dimitri and Justin Bieber ran off into the sunset forever in love.