"Guess what you guys?! Guess what?!" Jacob asked every one.
"What, mutt?" Rosalie hissed.
"Okay, I'll tell you! My Grandma's coming to town!" Jacob shouted while jumping up and down. He was excited it was easy to tell.
Okay, he was seriously going to make a hole in the floor!
Alice was worried about the floor so she spoke up.
"Jacob, why are you so excited about your Grandma coming to town?"
"Well, she always brings me cool gifts!" He answered.
Edward started laughing. Then he said: "You think that a baby pool, a Thomas the Train
alarm clock ,and a G.I. Joe doll are cool gift!? You are weird man.
Jacob's cell phone rings " Girl change into that Victoria Secret (a/n: what is Victoria's big secret anyway?!) thing that I like. Alright, okay, tonight your having me your way. Perfume spray it there, put our love in the air. Now put me right next to you-" by then we were all staring at him with our mouths hanging open.
Of course Emmett had to open his mouth.
"O.M.G. I love that song! When it first came out me and Rosy would-"
"Emmett don't go there! I can see it in your head, we don't need all the juicy details." Edward shouted.
Rosalie was mad, I could almost see steam coming out of her ears. She walked up to Emmett and straddled him and started a make-out session. An instant later she was untangle from Emmett and was standing in front of him. I thought she was going up stairs.
I was wrong.
"No sex for 2 weeks." she told him. Everyone started laughing, everyone but Emmett that is. He was pouting.
Jacob hadn't picked up the phone on time, so there was a message. It said:
"Hi, babe. Just calling to tell you that if we don't get together soon, I'll die. Anyway, bye. Oh, by the way this is Angela."