Hey girl, this is your friendly neighbourhood policeman just checking up on your progress since we last f*cked ;)
I think you have the wrong number
LOL noooo haha you fell for it I am a kid :P
A very drunk one, it would seem
If you say so sweetheart. My bed's pretty spacious, if ya know what I mean ;)
I have a boyfriend you know...
I won't tell if you don't ;)
You don't even know me!
I might... What's your name?
Yours first
Alright, the name's Harry. Harry Potter
Yeah, sure, and I'm Lord Voldemort
My sworn enemy! How you do even text with fingernails that long?
It was a joke. I am not actually He Who Must Not Be Named...
Ahhhh good. Wait, are you female?
Does it matter
It might ;)
Yes I am...
Are you a witch?
Excuse me!? Bit rude aren't you. I wouldn't say I'm that bad looking.
No, I just thought... Cause you've heard of me, you might be...
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Or maybe I do...
Does it really matter?
Waaaaait.. You do know me?
Yes.
Wooo hooo! :D
Do I know you?
I doubt it.
Anyway, I have to get to bed. Goodnight Harry, if you even really are Harry Potter.
You never told me your name!
Hello?
Goodnight mysterious lady