My silly Lichtenstein and Switzy story. Yes... I did have a conversation with my sister about this.

"Ah?" Lili felt her chest. There was nothing.

Okay, there was something, but that boy on tv had a bigger chest then she did. That BOY on that stupid American cartoon. She wished she'd never gone over to Alfred's house.

"Big bruther?" She asked in a small voice.

"What is it?" Vash looked up from the gun he was cleaning, and nearly shot himself in the leg. "What the hell are you wearing!" He blushed.

"I, I thought it was pretty." She said sheepishly.

Pretty reveling! Vash thought to himself. "Uhh, yeah, but it's not really appropriate for a girl like you, I mean, you don't even have chest big enough to fill it out." Vash regretted it the moment he said it.

Lili's eye's watered. "O-oh..."

"N-not that that's a problem!" He said quickly. "I-uh, Lili why are you even wearing that?" He sighed.

"I don't have a chest." She whispered quietly.

Vash turned red. Oh... "I... Uh... Er... Look I'm not really the one to talk to about this..." A tear began to fall. "H-hey! N-No crying! I.. uh.. Lili, you look beautiful." He swallowed. "You don't need a big chest."

"But Ivan's big sister (A/N Whose name escapes the author) has such a big chest and boys are always falling all over her."

"Lili, you don't need a big chest, any guy who can't see that is an idiot." Vash sighed. "You're heart is big enough, if a guy can't see that, then... Well I'll shoot them!"

Lili giggled. "Thank you big bruther. You always know how to make me smile." She hugged her brother and left to go to bed.

Vash how ever, had a feeling he knew who had caused this. Francis is a dead man.

Heh heh, listening to this when I was typing about Ukraine's chest...

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My little sisters and I were watching American Dad, (okay not the smartest idea but it was on right after Shrek and we were to lazy to change the channel!) and it was the one were the dad gives his son steroids and the son gets a pair of boobs. That chest is bigger then mine, and I'm pretty sure I'm done growing...

So when we got home from my gran's (yes, we were watching that at my Grandmother's house) I told my sister (who has a major anime crush on Switzy) that I was depressed.

Her: Why are you depressed?

Me: I- my chest is as small as Liechtenstein's.

Her: I'm sorry, but if you are Liechtenstein then will you take me to your brother! :D

She always knows how to make my day.