I'm inspired by Evan's cute tiger teeth and pale, flawless skin. A little vampire bottom would be yummy!XD(Drool uncontrollably)

Disclaimer: I don't own Evan Bourne, Ricky Ortiz or any other WWE superstars. I wish I do tho XP

(bitey~bitey~)

Dark, immense veil of midnight cloaked the whole town. The only light still illuminating the streets was moon light. While everyone in town was asleep, a small shadow slipped into a house through the opened window.

Evan watched with a smug smile as the man who's snoring loud on his bed, half of his blanket slipping down to the floor. He never thought his first hunting would be so easy that someone could be so loose-minded to let the windows wide open. "Is he not scared of theft?" Evan came closer to the man and chuckle silently. "Geez. Looks like a misshaped Afro. This guy need to have a better hair!" He was amused by the man's poodle like hair. Evan came closer and observed the man's tall and muscular form,feeling excited.

"This guy's big. Must has lots of blood in his body" Evan thought, licking his teeth in delight.

Just as he was about to take a bite at the man's neck, a naughty thought flashed across his mind.

"I wonder how he will react if he sees a vampire."

Driven by both curiosity and the thought of sucking a sleeping prey being boring, Evan jumped onto the bed and straddled the man, starting to wake him up.

"Hey! Hey! Wake up!" Evan patted on the man's face a few times before he woke up.

"Agh man…who is it?" the man asked woozily, eyes barely opened.

"I'm a vampire. I'm here to suck your blood."

"Oh."

The man answered matter-of-factly before closing his eyes and sunk back to sleep. Such an act of obliviousness made little Evan annoying.

"HEY! Wake up man!" Evan shook the man very hard, making him opened his eyes again.

"Whoa! Am I not dreaming?" the man yawned, awake finally.

The man lifted his head and instanly goggled at what he saw:

A young boy,who's much smaller than himself,was straddling on him with his upper body naked. The boy's short black hair,pale and flawless skin,slender but toned body, cute and childlike face, a pair of glaring brown eyes and pouted lips are illuminated through the moonlight from the opened windows.

The man simply just stared at the boy, bewitched by his pretty form.

"Hey! Are you listening? I said I'm a vampire!" Evan shook the man irritably, snapping him out of his trance.

"Vampire?" the man didn't get it.

"Yes."

"Really?"

"See it yourself" Evan opened his mouth, revealing his cute and not so sharp tiger teeth.

"Wow. Big tiger teeth."

"Do you believe me now?"

"Uhuh" was all Evan got as a reply.

"….is he not gonna fight me?" Evan looked perplex. This guy showed no sign of resistance, letting Evan remained straddled on him. There's no slight trace of fear on the man' face. "Aren't you scared of me?" Evan asked.

"No."

"W-What?!" little Evan felt as if he just get stuck by a bolt of lightning. "Did this insolent human just say he's not scared of me?" Evan gritted his teeth, feeling both flushed and angry, as this man just 'insulted' hi first hunting." I shall teach this buffoon the consequence of defying a vampire!!"

"Don't play fool with me! I'm gonna suck your blood now!" Evan shouted angrily before took a fierce bite on the man's neck.

"Agh!!" instead of eliciting a painful screech from the man, Evan screeched in pain, covering his mouth, wincing. "What kind of skin is THIS?! So fuck'n hard, ouch, my teeth hurts…."

The man couldn't help but laughed "To hard for you to bite it down huh? Looks like you'll have to sharpen your teeth before ya try again hey my cute little vampire."

"Shut up!" Evan wrapped both his hands around the man's neck" Despising vampires again and I'll strangle you!" Evan tightened his grip.

The man pulled back his smile as if perceiving the threat."Ok,ok,I give up." He held up both hands, surrendering.

Seeing the man surrendered, Evan released his grip but still glared at the large man, unsure what to do next "Agh! This big chunk's skin is like rubber! Maybe I should just go home. But If I just left like this I'll ruin the reputation of my kind……" Evan frowned, debating mentally at whether he should go or stay.

"Well I heard that you can soften the flesh by licking…." The man said as if he'd read the little vampire's mind

"I knew that!!" the man's words obviously lit the light bulb for the singled minded vampire. Evan pounced at the man's thick neck, licking it eagerly.

"um…." The man shifted a bit, suppressing a groan down the throat. Evan nipped and licked like a naughty small kitten trying to get an attention from its master. Waves of pleasurable, tingling sensation rippled down his body. He felt his lower body heating up.

After licking for a moment, Evan thought this time it should work. He lifted up his head, looking at the big guy with a triumphant grin.

"Any last words before I suck your blood?"

"Could…could you release me?"

"What?" Evan didn't get it.

"I don't wanna die and still be rock-hard" the man wriggled his hip, suggesting the vampire to look behind. Evan turned his head, only to see a big bulge on the man's pants.

"You PERVERT!!"

To be continued

Whoa! My 2nd fic on FF is done! XD

Would little Evan succeed in his first hunting? XD Find out next!

R&R please.