Hi hi hi!!! Sidney here! (Yes, I've changed my penname again.) Well, I bring you another idea from the terrifying place I call my mind! This is an non-cannon story, just because I find these pairings intruiging. All-human, alternate universe, blah, blah blah, blah blah.

Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to the Twilight Saga. I do, however, own the DVD, a few posters, some posters of the Twilight Guys, and about fifty Taylor Lautner posters.

Dedication: This is one-hundred percent dedicated to my great beta, Lucas McDrake, helped me with my awful spelling, and contributed a lot to the first draft, that was about four-hundred-fiftey words. Seriously, like, half the stuff was either written by him or me after he gave his ideas and thoughts. Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!

"Mary Alice!"

Mary Alice. That's me. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Not. I'm Alice. Mary Alice is my 'pay attention' name.

"Alice, up," was Edward's way of waking me. Stupid twin know-it-all.

"Moron." Wait, was that in my head, or out loud?

"Excuse me?" Carlisle, my father, asked, using his no nonsense tone.

Out loud. Shoot. I rubbed my eyes and sighed as a cover-up. The beauty of being Daddy's only girl. I've got him wrapped around my tiny finger, not that I'd ever admit that out loud.

"Are we there yet?" I'd fallen asleep on the twenty minute ride to school. Again.

"Yes, dear," my father stated gently, smiling at me knowingly from the driver's seat next to me. I groaned, unbuckledmy seatbelt, got my balance on the sidewalk, and pulled my fifty pound backpack out of the famous Carlisle Cullen Mercedes.

Edward smirked as my half-asleep body staggered under the weight of the bag. "Does this mean you'll stay awake during study hall?" he teased.

"Only if your eyes stay in your head during lunch," I snapped. He glared, then turned faintly pink.

Glancing backward, I spotted the Hale's F150 toward the curb, just as Edward muttered, "Shut up, Alice..."

Turning back, I saw Daddy pullingaway, waving at us and smiling. Returning the favor for a brief second, I then glanced at lot, and jumed when I saw the Police cruiser entering the drop off zone.

A second later, the town's Police Chief, Charlie Swan's, cruiser pulled up to the curb, and two of our best friends hopped out. My heart got the fluttery feeling it always does when I see him.

…Not Charlie, perv! His son. Bella and Emmett Swan are another set of twins in the tiny town of Forks.

Emmett... Even at the sound of his name, I can't help but think how gorgeous it is, let alone the person behind the name... Deep brown eyes... Curly brown hair... Dimples to kill...

Cue romantic sigh.

"Up you go, Al," Emmett said jovially, taking my bag and swinging me onto his back, as usual.

"Thanks, Em," I sighed, nuzzling my face into his neck, blocking out what little light was out in the process. It was a seeminly friendly gesture, but honestly I like the way he smells. Always clean with a hint of Axe, but I can never decide which particular scent.

"Rose!" Edward said, brightening as the Hale twins obviously jumped from their Dad's truck.

Jasper and Rosalie, Bella and Emmett, Edward and I…We made up the three sets of twins in Forks-a rarity that we guessed had only occurred in this one town. Besides in metropolises with over one thousand people in it, of course. They don't count. At least by mine and Emmet's rules.

I peeked up to see what was happening.

Jasper and Bella were leaning against the brick outside of the office where our parents dropped us. They looked as if the were engaged in a hushed conversation, but then Bella turned red at something he said. Yup, just flirting. Jasper kissed her reddening cheek, and she bit her lip so hard it looked painful from ten feet away.

I moved my gaze to see Edward and Rosalie in fierce lip-lock. As much as I wanted to look away, because that panorama had disgusted the hell out of me, I studied them and their movement. Emmet cast a sideways glance at me, that being the only glance he could cast, and I quickly covered it up as a look of disgust. An easy transition, as I was already feeling nauseous at the sight.

Why is everything so complicated for the single one? Jasper and Bella are perfect, so shy and emotion driven. Edward and Rosalie are, well, stubborn and asinine, in the most loving way possible. Emmett is single (thank goodness for me!), but he's really confident, and I'm terrified of losing him, so I can't ever tell him how I feel.

I sighed as I continued along this train of thought. The worst part is that he's probably in love with me, too, and I'm an idiot for never telling him. Or maybe I'm just clinically insane, and hope too high for my heart…

I just have one question:

Why me?

A/N: Reveiw please? I promise longer chapters. This is just a prologue, anyway. More insanity where this came from if you review!!! Also, feel free to PM any ideas you may think I need, or PM anyways! I'm always in the mood to chat!!!!!

~Sidney