Roach pulled his hat down over his eyes and leaded back in the boat. He yawned and closed his eyes as the sun warmed his body. It was the perfect day…..

" Roach! Ya gunna fish or just sit around lass?"

Never mind.

" Im not much of a fisher sir."

MacTavish hooked a worm on the end of his line and sent it out into the crystal clear water, followed by Ghost. The three men were taking a week long vacation in the captains log cabin, far up in the woods.

" Not so bad, not a fan of the worms." Ghost sighed contently, letting the fishing pole rest across his lap.

" Oi Ghost, can you hold my line?" MacTavish asked, handing the younger man the pole, who nodded and took it.

" Aye, watcha up to mate?"

The Scotsman turned away from the two and unzipped his fly.

" Taking a piss. Got a problem with that?"

" Ah, no sir."

" Alright then."

Roach giggled as his captain became pee shy.

" Hold on, I think its mores code" he announced at the sound of starts and stops hitting the water " Help, help, im old and I cant pee."

MacTavish zipped back up his fly and turned towards the sergeant.

" Stand up."

"… Why?"

" Just for a second, I want to show you something laddie."

Roach cautiously stood, nearly losing his balance in the small row boat.

" So, what do you-"

MacTavish shoved the smaller soldier into the water.

" NOT CALLED FOR!" Roach called as he surfaced a few feet from the boat.

" That's what you get for callin me old, ya prat!"

Roach looked around the water and smirked.

" Im going to look for treasure!" He announced, diving back under.

" That boy scares me." Ghost mumbled with a smile. MacTavish ignored this, his face suddenly concerned. He turned to the lieutenant.

" Am I that old?"

" Ey?"

" Am I?"

" Well, how old are you?"

"….. 35."

Ghost just stared, his mouth open. MacTavish raised an eyebrow.

" What?"

"…"

" What!"

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The captain rolled his eyes as Ghost doubled over, laughing wildly.

" Haha, very funny. How old are you then? Like 28?"

" IM 26!" The Englishman answered, still cackling.

" Yes, well, you know what? Both of you buggers can suck-"

Randomly Roach popped up from the water and grabbed the side of the boat.

" Hey guy! Look what I found!"

He produced a gold chain. Both other men stared at him in disbelief.

This is based of the Adam Sandler movie " Grown ups" More chapters will be up soon.