A/N: Hahahahaha! School is just around the corner!

Disclaimer: How can I, out of all the people in the world own InuYasha?

School Supply Shopping

A few days before school started, a phone rang, and Kagura picked it up. "Hello, Kaze residence, Kagura Kaze speaking."

Sesshomaru was on the other side of the line. "Oh, hi. It's Sesshomaru. I have some questions about the school supply list. Could you help me?"

"Fire away."

"Ok. What type of markers do we need?

"The Crayola types work fine."

"Crayola? Aren't those crayons?" Sesshomaru was confused. What school supply shopping can do to your brain.

"Crayola is a brand name. They also do markers too, along with clay, colored pencils and paper.

"That's settled, ummm….. but just how many do we need?"

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Meanwhile, Sesshomaru was not the only one confused.

"Hey! Kagome! Wait up!" Sango was running after the girl just named at Office Depot.

"Oh, hi Sango! Do you need something?"

"Well, I was wondering, should I get a three ring binder or a six ring binder?"

"They have six ring binders?"

"Yeah, they do."

"Which one's easier to use?"

"Dunno." Sango personally didn't care.

"Wait, let me check the school supply list." Kagome started walking towards her mom. But what she failed to notice was the 'caution, wet floor' sign. She started running and slipped and fell, knocking a whole shelf of three and six ring binders.

"CLEAN UP ON AILE SIX" The intercom spat out, "CLEAN UP ON AILE SIX!"

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Sesshomaru was still confused

"What's PC formatted?"

"Just ask them for disks that say PC formatted." Kagura was getting impatient.

"But what if the disks just say they're PC formatted but they aren't?"

Kagura gritted her teeth.

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"Miroku, can I ask you something?"

"Sure, just introduce me to a pretty girl."

"You are soooooooooooooo perverted."

"InuYasha, how can you say that, I'm your best friend!" Miroku tried to look hurt.

"Whatever. Just tell me, what in the world are they talking about for the Spanish dictionary and spiral bound notebook for Journal?"

"Can you read."

"Keh. Why in the seven…."

"Don't curse or anything! My poor innocent ears!" Miroku covered his ears and pretended not to listen.

"So, what about the dictionary and journal?"

" Are you taking Spanish this year?"

"No." InuYasha sounded bored.

"Well," Miroku said just to point out the obvious. "Only Spanish students need Spanish dictionaries. YOU are taking Japanese. You'll need a Japanese dictionary."

"Oh." InuYasha sounded like he didn't hear anything.

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A/N: That's it. Now, I demand (cough cough) that you review and tell me your opinion!