Chapter Oen: The horror beginns!
18.04.1997
Lol O'clock (7:07 am.)
Niu-York citeh,
It haz been 3 dayz aftr the ressonanced casscatrophy in black meisa was happened. The black mesa Head-Qurterz waz being worried, back at the USA. Thwy hav no internetz and they kudnt contact wthit nurse Kleiner. The minister of big gunz comed to doktror Breen and sed
"Dktr. bREEN, we am coming to sei you, that you fail at managing the top-sekret portal-research facility in the mesa that is black, so I will arrest you, four being not a good dock-tore , bikauz you onely meik people and souls die." Sed the mister.
And they taked him away to prison and they sayved the night.
But meenwaile, on the remoat worldz of combine land.
The combin wolrd was not very beautiful. It onli had a lot of tauerz evryware and they wera big, metal and combin-looking witch is were lotz of flai-ing fat worms, with armour and hands and 2 ayez on front so they coud see the tower, were they went and eated other aliens brains, so they coud live and hav brains of the snakes goed to a rly big towerz and sed to the master magat "Lol kan I has cheazeburgers?", and the master maggat sed back to the worm "No, eye need e-t to survive".and the master maggot eat in and beggan to the master mgt sed "We need moar eilienz to survive, and we need them FAST!!!". Then the mini-megot sayd "I now a alien, who nowz a human, who nowz were wii can get more aliens to neim is… GORDEN FREACHMEN".The master maggot sad onley weived with his hand and an human appeard. It waz a human with a bluu suit an briefcake in his other hand. Then the mister maggot said
"Go, mai mini-on, went and tell gordan freekman to told the earthenoids, to go to combin and we eet thyr brains."
The human looked at him with honor and pity and seid
"We'll see about that."
And then he yelled his tie with great announcement and disapird into thin vacuum.