Hello, and welcome again to another story with me Siarles (Kiwi-chan)!!
Today, we take a look at a typical morning with Itachi (again) and finally find out just what the hell Orochimaru is doing in the kitchen.
One morning Itachi came down the stairs and was quite confused to find Orochimaru standing in the kitchen making breakfast. Sasori, acting like nothing was out of the ordinary, was eating a bagel and reading the paper.
Itachi: Uh, why the hell are you here?
Orochimaru: Me? I'm makin' breakfast of course.
Itachi: No really, why are you here?
Oro: I'm getting some bacon.
Itachi: Why you takin' our bacon? eyebrow raised
Oro: What's a little bacon between friends?
Itachi: dead glare You're not my friend.
Oro: I'm…. not? starts sniffling, then crying. Very loudly
Sasori: hands Orochimaru a tissue w/o looking up from bagel
Itachi: rolls eyes Don't you have your own bacon?
Oro: sniff Your bacon is better than mine…
Sasori: mutters It is good bacon.
Itachi: whips around Whose side are you on?
Sasori: The winning side.
Itachi: Why do you think Orochimaru is winning?
Sasori: Puppy eyes always win.
Itachi: Hmmm… touché
Tobi: comes in. trying to whistle through his mask, but it's not working. Oh, hey Bacon Boy.
Itachi: Bacon Boy? Why do you call him Bacon Boy?
Tobi: Because he's here every morning for bacon… oops. sweatdrop
Itachi: I've never seen him here before. pout
Sasori: Do you remember yesterday morning? Or the morning before that?
Itachi: …no. I don't. What the hell! Why don't I remember the mornings?!
Tobi: Well we had to drug you of course.
Itachi: DRUG ME?! WHY?! snarl
Tobi: Ummm….. Sasori, you can explain! runs like hell
Sasori: stands up and clears throat The reason we had to drug you is because… well… When you would see Orochimaru in the kitchen…
Itachi: …yes….?
Sasori: Well, you used to have the same dream every night. (We know this because Leader used to do experiments on you while you were asleep. …don't ask.) Anyway, because you had the same dream each night, you would also sleepwalk every morning. And because you dreamt something about your parents every night, ever morning you would come into the kitchen and think that Orochimaru…
Itachi: …what? Think that Orochimaru what?!
Sasori: Well… you would think that Orochimaru… was your mom.
Itachi: ……I what?
Oro: Well of course there was nothing I could do but go along with it. smiles Oh, you were sooo cute! squeals
Itachi: blink I'm going back to bed.
Heh…XD