A/N: This oneshot fanfic is based on a dream I had awhile ago. This story is meant to be pure fun so if you're looking for a heavy drama or story with a serious plot line…I suggest you turn back now. If I get more inspiration for it I might continue, but until then……

Disclaimer

Nenny: I do not own the series D N Angel….I do however own Dark Mousy

Dark: No you don't

Nenny: Yes I do! See I have the contract right here (pulls out paper)

Dark: (takes paper) What the…this is written in…what is this written in?

Nenny: sparkly purple gel pen and it's legally binding too

Dark: Legally...No it's not!

Nenny: O YES IT IS!

Dark: (gives Nenny incredulous look) O really well if this is so legally binding then why does it say "Under the Laws and Bylines of the esteemed people of Whoville"…that's not even a really place, Dr. Suess made it up. (glares harder)

Nenny: ..heh…

Roommate

"Daisuke, Shizuka come see, come see!" yelled a young girl with short copper hair. She was standing by a tree in the woods just outside of town and waving to her friends.

"What is it Riku? Did you find Daisuke's ball."

"No it's something even better," said the seven year old Riku Harada, her eyes sparkling in the dimmed light of the woods.

"What could be better then the new ball I got for my birthday," asked a curious, and somewhat deject, Daisuke Niwa.

"It's a PUPPY!" exclaimed Riku as she pulled out the little dog from behind the bush. The puppy blinked innocently at Daisuke and Shizuka.

"A puppy, wow that is better then a ball," said Daisuke reaching out and taking the puppy from Riku to have a better look at it.

Shizuka suddenly turned to Riku, "Riku you have to wake up now your sister is calling you."

"Um, what are you talking about?"

"Your sister is calling you can't you hear her."

~_~_~_

"--Ku"

"Riku come on it's time to get up, and go to school. You have to get up." I groan and rollover pulling the blankets over my head as I do.

"Five more minutes Risa. Then I promise I'll get up."

"First of all I'm not Risa, and second of all the last time you said that and I let you be. You were late for school and I got blamed so…UP AND ATTEM." The blankets were gone and I was suddenly very cold. With a yell I jumped out of my bed and rubbed my eyes, then glared at my blanket stealer.

"That wasn't very nice Towa!" I growl at the silver haired girl in a maid's uniform.

"Yes well that's too bad, maybe next time you'll actually get up when I tell you to. Now breakfast is all ready so get changed and head down stairs." She winked sticking her tongue out at me as she runs from the room and my pillow that's following her.

Grumbling I fall backwards on to my bed and rub my face.

Hello my name is Riku Harada and for the last two months I've been living at the Niwa residence. Reason being…our house burned down. Most of my mornings start out this way, I get woken up by a horribly bubbly morning person. I get changed go down to breakfast and often get thoroughly annoyed.

"Good Morning Riku, I hope Towa wasn't too mean waking you up?" Asks the ever-considerate Daisuke as we pass in the hall. He is on his way to finish packing his bag and getting ready for school, I'm on my way to breakfast.

"Mean, well if you call stealing my blanket mean, then yes," I grumble half aware of what I'm saying. Daisuke just smiles sympathetically and shakes his head. He knows it's impossible to carry on a conversation with me before I have my cup of coffee.

Daisuke Niwa is my boyfriend of one year now. He and his family said that my cousin and I could live here when we had now where else to go. He's sweet, considerate and just absolutely amazing. Sure he can be a little clumsy and he has his quirks, but really who doesn't. He also has a very annoying alternate personality, and yes I now know all about phantom thief Dark. I love Daisuke to death, though I'm not really very happy with him at the moment… he did lie to me about being Dark after all.

"Move out of the way!" I hear someone yell just before I'm almost pushed down the stairs by the human blur that is my wonderful cousin. My one saving grace was the banister, a wonderful device that many people seem to take for granted. Yea, it is defiantly my best friend in the morning, barely conscious enough to walk as I am.

"Ow! Hey slow down I almost fell down the stairs.!"

Green eyes regarded me briefly behind dark brown bangs, "Yea, well I told you to watch out." Yes, this is the gist of the apology that I receive. Not really an apology so much as a polite insult, but I'll get her back when I'm more awake.

Shizuka Harada, my cousin and believe it or not, given our morning exchange, my best friend. About two months ago she moved in with my sister and me. She had been living with our grandmother Rika since her parents died in a car crash when she was eight. But sadly Rika passed away two months ago and she had to move again. Things were great for about a week, then disaster struck, and she was offer a place to crash at the Niwa, just like I was. At least until our house could be rebuilt. Risa decided to stay with our other grandmother Aimi…god only knows why! The women is horrible "Sit up straight Riku", "You'll never get a husband that way Riku."…I shudder to think what my life would be like if the Niwa's hadn't opened their home to us.

Walking into the main room of the house I ignore the person with the purple hair. But sadly my avoidance tactics fail.

"Well, well if it isn't sleeping beauty; how nice of you to grace us with you magnificent presence."

"Shut up Dark."

"O Riku you wound me, you know that I can't live with out complimenting you." I growled at him, he was purposely being cheesy and lame. God do I hate lame pick up lines, and he knows it!

"O Dark, leave the poor girl alone and stop teasing her. She hasn't even had a cup of coffee yet," said Emiko giving Dark a maternal smile as she set a place for me at the table.

Yes Dark, let me have my cup of coffee before you start being a pervert.

"I was just commenting on how lovely she looks. She really is very cute when she first wakes up in the morning." He was responding to Emiko, but was look at me, smirking, while giving me a sly wink.

No such luck today I guess.

The only two choices my coffee deprived brain could think of at the moment were: ignore him and be the better person, or cuff him upside the head. Given my frame of mind that morning and the way I was woken up which do you think I chose, uh?

"Ow! Hey no need to hit me!"

"You're an ass," I said as I sat down at the other end of the table, bring my breakfast with me. Dark continued to rub the back of his head wincing, men are such babies sometimes. At the other end of the room laughter erupted from Daisuke's grandfather, strange old man that he is, and Daisuke's dad.

Dark favored his old partner with a look of contempt, "Stop laughing Daiki. It's not that funny."

"Ah, but it is. The great Phantom Thief Dark allowing himself to be hit by a girl, again if I'm not mistaken. You must be getting rust or something," the old man said between chuckles. Dark just grumbled to himself and sent another glare at the old man.

Dark Mousy, The Phantom Thief extraordinaire and the dream of all women, or as he likes to think, god's gift to women. Ha! Yea right! He's just a perverted, stuck up, conniving, thieving, self center, perverted playboy….fine I'll admit that he is also devastatingly handsome, but I would never tell him that. His ego is large enough as it is, it doesn't need a boost. He is also, I am sad to say, the literal other half of my wonderful boyfriend Diasuke. When I say other half I mean that the two of them used to be the same person, Diasuke said it was something like two souls sharing the same body. Which would mean that Dark was with us on that date to JoyLand wouldn't….ok that's just creepy…. Well anyway I bet you're all wondering how Dark got out of Diasuke's body uh? Well it was about two weeks after we moved into the guest room, Dark stole this necklace thing and it split them into two people….You have no idea how weird that night was, or how hard I can throw vases at a certain purpled haired loser.

"Aw come on Riku I was only kidding with you, no need to get defensive."

Sending another glare at him I decide to remain silent and commune with my coffee, hoping that he would leave me alone. I swear annoying me is his favorite past time he'd rather do that then sleep, I think. In fact, there were a couple of nights that he did choose annoying me over sleep. But living with him is still a far better alternative. Again, I shudder to think about what living with her would be like.

As if to try and disprove my mental point he gets up and sits next to me, much to my annoyance.

"Aww come on Riku, don't you wanna talk to me anymore," said Dark with a pathetically sad look on his face. I swear this man could look unhappy in heaven if it suited him, and that's why I refuse to believe he's really upset about this.

"Mrs. Niwa thank you for breakfast, I have to go get ready for school," I say getting up from the table without giving Dark even a glance.

"You know you love me," he shouted at my back as I walked up the stairs.

"Yea, yea I love you like Frosty loves hell," I yell back before I can stop myself. Damnmy sarcasm reflex.

"HA! You talked to me, I WIN!"

Yea so that's pretty much a normal morning in my life now, and I have to say it's not all that bad. But at this point I bet you're all wondering how I came to live in this crazy house. With its subterranean store room full of stolen art and its virtual death trap hallways. Well it all

Started when my sister burned down our house trying to make a "special" dinner for our cousin birthday…yea…I know. If I had been home at the time I would have stopped it but alas I wasn't. So now I have to survive in the crazy mixed up place, but you know….as annoying as it is. I wouldn't trade this experience for the world.

N: (runs around corner and leans against wall panting) Well, that's it for now. Please, be nice and give reviews. ^_^

D: (skids around corner) THERE YOU ARE!

N: 0_0 (runs)

D: HEY GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT YOU DON'T OWN ME!

N: NEVER!