My first Fic. Yay!
I redid this a little.
Kankuro was sitting in his room reading his magazine. He just got to the teen girls when there was a knock at the door. "What?" He asked not looking away from his magazine. The door open and Gaara walked in wearing a over sized T-shirt. "Kankuro, can I ask you something?" Gaara asked closing the door.
Kankuro looked up from his magazine to look at his little brother. "What? If it has anything to do with blood or killing someone then no." Kankuro answered. Gaara shock his head and walked up to Kankuro's bad. "What is it then?"
"Where do babies come from?"
Kankuro's eye's widen as he stared at his brother. "You want to know were babies come from?" Gaara nodded and sat down. "Can't you ask Temari?" He groaned setting his magazine down. "I did. She told me to ask you." Gaara replied looking confused as to why his sister or brother didn't want to till him where babies come from.
'I'll get you back for this Temari' "Fine I'll tell you, but I'm not good at explaining stuff,"
Gaara nodded. "OK first off when a man loves a women, or a man needs some relief and finds a striper and pays her, but thats not the point. Anyway when a man and a women are in love they 'get together' and well...they...I'll put it in small words. The man puts his hotdog in the woman's donut and out pops the pennut. Do you get me?"
Gaara was staring at Kankuro with a confused look on his face. "A man has a hotdog?" He asked. Kankuro sweatdroped then got out a magazine from under his pillow. "This may help..."
Kankuro watched as Gaara looked at the magazine with a more knowing look. "Oh so this is a hotdog (points to picture) ..and this is a donut. (points at other picture)" Kankuro sweatdroped again. "No I was just using those words." The confused look came back as he looked at Kankuro. "Then what are they called?"
"Well thats a (beep) and thats a (beep)." There was silent for a while as Gaara looked at the pictures. Kankuro relaxed a bet thinking all of Gaara's questions was answered. "Kankuro?" Gaara asked looking at him. Kankuro sighed. "Yes?"
"You said when a man and women fall in love..."
"Right..."
"What is a man falls in love with another man?" Kankuro's mouth dropped. "W..what?" He asked. "What if two man fall in love? How do they do it?" Kankuro was at a lose for words. "T-two guys?" Gaara nodded. "Wh...why do you want to know that?" Kankuro asked. Gaara blinked and sat up a little. "Well..."
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Temari was in her room cleaning her fan when all of a sudden she heard a loud yell.
"WHAT!!!...WHO!!!!...OMG!!...HE ASKED YOU TO WHAT!!!!...WHERE!!!!" Then there was a loud bang. Being the good sister she was, Temari decided to go see whats up. She walked over to Kankuro's door and opened it.
The first thing she saw was Gaara setting on the bed looking confused with Kankuro passed out on the floor. "Did you tell him?"
"Yes," Gaara said getting up and walked over to Temari. "So did he answer all your questions?" She asked. Gaara poked his lip out as he walked out the room. "No," he replied. "He didn't tell me how guys do it."
And that's the end.