Magic……Aoko?
Written by: ranDum InSanity and her glorious sister.
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Magic Kaito, Detective Conan, or Swiss cheese
Prologue
"… And that, Aoko, is how and why I became Kaitou Kid," said Kaito Kuroba, finishing the first full telling of his tale to anyone outside of his family.
Aoko had happened to walk into the Kuroba household while Kaito's mother was out shopping, and, in her search for her magical friend, she had stumbled upon an open secret room. With a particular thief sitting in it working on a notice for his next heist.
A thief that wasn't dumb and knew full well that if he didn't start explaining soon, he was going to be getting a face full of smelly, wet, mop. And quite likely have other things happen to him that shouldn't be mentioned while he's sleeping.
Now that thief was staring down a very angry girl with that very mop in one hand and a fish in the other.
"So your dad was the first Kaitou Kid and he was murdered?! And you knew this and you didn't tell someone?" a furious Aoko asked.
"Umm…yes? I'm kind of a wanted criminal. I can't go waltzing into the police station in my suit, tell them the whole truth, and expect not to get tackled."
"You do realize what this means, don't you?" Aoko said in a very nonchalant manner considering the stance that she had taken, and the fact that she was brandishing the fish like a sword.
"You aren't going to the movies with me this Friday?" Kaito asked, trying desperately to keep his poker face up despite the horrible fish that was inching it's way towards his nose. If that thing touched him though, he knew he would go berserk.
Suddenly, Aoko started to laugh. "No, Kaito. The date's still on, on one condition…"
"What is it?" Kaito almost squeaked
"You're going to teach me magic."
"WHAT?!" Kaito said in a voice so high it broke the sound barrier.
"I can't very well be the girlfriend of Kaitou Kid if I don't know how to do magic, now can I?"