I wuz invited too Barby's howze. Me && Ken took it 2 teh bridge. Than Barbie came in && was all "KEN HOW CUD U DUN U CHEETD ON MEEEEE!!!!!"
"I LUV Hannah!!!! MORE DAN UUUUU!!' SAYD Kennnn so Barbie cryd loits ov passion &&tearZ
FYVE WEEKS LATURRRR
so we all went 2 da beach howze && tryd on clothes. I ooked STUNNIN in errthin I weared
Ken was lyke, "OMZG HANNAH U SHEMEXAY" nd we went 2 da jumboo jaet && ken brung shemexay back to the hizzay
Then Barbie was all "THAT IZ IT I HATE U I QUITE U AND AND DIE AND AND HANNAH IZ 2 SHEMXAY 4 MEEEEEE U DEZURVE HER!'
So batbei dyd && left me her shit and and ken &&I getsed marrrried! And & we haz chidss!