OVER THE MOON
hi my name is edward and i am vampyr. a/N THIS I\S CORECT SPELING i am in luv with a girl names bella but she is a whore.\ this is my story
one day i was at hgome with my music lising to some piano shit and jasper ran in. i was so grosed out i cud read his mind he had sexed acice. gros i rly wish someitems i could not read minds. once i loked at him he was planoing lunch i new what he wanred to eat! PUSSY ew how gross alice is ded too so it wold be like a cold steak. i dont like vampyr sex it is like ded ppl sex so i only sex bela she is alive and HOTT. like a hot pie or smthing.
he did not saay anything beacause i already new. alice red the future and sawe ME! as an astronaut!
i had not told ANYONE but it qas my secret dream to be 1. eveer since 40 yrs after my deth i saw on tv a man on the moon. i hated earth so much sumtimes. once i believed mayb there was ppl out there hu would love me 4 hu i was and i could gliter in peace. i new it was a long shit but i had 2 beleev.
but bella's hot mama lovin had helped me forget my alien dreams/.
i wanted to go 2 moon and see he new souil. to experience sumthing no vampyer would. i new i wud not nead a space suit bcause my sexy body was unbreakeable and i could fly.
dis was in fact my secret talent somtimes i would fly up and up 2 see if i could go 2 the moon but i codnt. i needed a spaceship i had so many plans to fake idenity and join nasa but carlile sed i shud finish scool in forks. this pisd me of i had been 2 scol befor!!
but it all changed wehn i met the luv of my life bela.
she made me want to stay on earth forver with her. she pretended i was amazing and i let. ehr. i was so hapy.
UNTIL jacob!! an injun mothecufcker we should havewiped out his ppl long ago but carlie sed no. asswipe.
he came up behind me and kised my bella, ever since she has ben rubbing his doggy breath all over i no it.
my fury was uncomprable. i fumed severley. i cudnot look at her face any more it looked like a golden retriever now!! jacob had turned her into a dog !
i had only one chouse" to goto space and look for an magic alien to turn her back into bella.
so i joiuned nasa, and one day they made a space ship and i was gonig to the moon...
TBC