So I w\oz da best unicorn pony evah. I wos taotaly rich && beutifull && prtey && kool && err1 luved me I wos sparkaly and and pink and and popular. And and my name waz HANNAH. Than i went to the field too paly aand & shop w/ mi friends hear they R now!
":hi Hannah wat up/? I asked and mi name waz Ashley and I was the best person in da maeddolw b/c I had pink hooves and and lost o f cool stuff and I had stars in my hiar and a cooll saddle with a lot of daimonds and they cma from pari and also a glitering haed band with daimonds which was reaalt cool and reall awsome. So then my freind jackylin came in. And jackylin was all like, I am like so totuly afesome! She skipeded allll bside my &&&& stufw. I HRET JACKYWIN. Sayd the hawtt pony his name woz KENNNN then ashly &&7 HANNAH wved there blwing hare && stuf && KENNNNN camed rnning ovr.
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