Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, legally blonde or anything else sadly enough. If I did I would not be here wrting these.

We were all sitting in front of the television

We were all sitting in front of the television. Emmett was flipping through channels with Rosalie. Emmett stopped flipping at a movie called Legally Blonde.

"Don't you tap those last season Prada shoes at me," Some guy on the TV said to a girl that looked like Rosalie.

"These aren't last season," The girl said, Rosalie must have been wearing the same shoes because she said it too. The girl on the TV screen gasped and ran away.

"He's gay. Emmett what kind of shoes are these?"

"Prada shoes!" our Emmett said.

"Black shoes…?" the other Emmett said.

" Oh my god! Emmett your gay?!" Rosalie screamed.

" No I just have a wife/girlfriend who loves shoes," Emmett said