No Love For You!
A love story of sorts, with a tragic ending of one's life. Let's see how this turns out. Rikku/OC
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but my creative ability if you want to call it that. I make no money of this. And this is not an advertisement or a put down on the company and product mentioned. It is, however, an indecent that happened at my school once although the "hair" in question was placed there on purpose and the girl was not singing but still being extremely annoy and someone had enough of her.
Rikku just couldn't help herself as she walked through the mall with her two best friends. "Munchy, crunchy, super chewy, crackling, crispy, über crunchy Crunch Bar," she began to sing as she skipped next to them.
"What the hell are you doing Rikku," Paine asked, slowly making half steps to get away from Rikku.
"Sing a song about this oh so delicious crunch bar and skipping through the mall," Rikku stated in her extremely chipper voice that only she could own.
Yuna giggled beside her, "You know you said 'crunchy' twice, right?"
"I did?" Rikku stopped her skipping to ponder this and then continued with an, "oh well," as her response. Paine groaned as Rikku started again.
"Crumbly, crunchy, umm a little crusty, crunchy, brittle, munchy bites," Rikku sang. "Om nom nom nom, Crunch Bar," Rikku yelled throwing her arms up in the air and making a big star with her body before resuming her skip and taking another huge bite out of her Crunch Bar. She paused to look at her Crunch Bar and think of new song lyrics. "Wait, what's this," she questioned in a sing-song voice, spinning in a circle with her arms outstretched holding her Crunch Bar, "In my… my…crunchy, crunchalisous Crunch Bar?"
As Paine and Yuna passed Rikku, Paine mumbled, "Crunchalisous is not a word." Rikku tip-toed up behind Paine and shoved her Crunch Bar passed Paine's ear and in front of her face. Paine snatched the Crunch Bar from Rikku and examined the bar. "I think it's a hair," Paine stated passing the bar back to Rikku, "and it looks like it was bitten off at the tip."
Rikku froze and looked at her Crunch Bar. Paine was right. There was a hair in her Crunch Bar, and it did look like it had been bitten off at the end. Rikku's face turned to a look of utter horror and disgust. "Ugh! Aww, disgusting! Hair!" Rikku proceeded to scrap off her tongue and find the nearest trash can. "Disgusting, sickening, crunchy, Crunch Bar," she slightly sang as she made her way to the trash can. Gripping it tightly and staring her formerly delicious Crunch Bar down, Rikku stated in a menacing voice, "You disgust me," and threw her Crunch Bar in the trash can before almost tacking Paine and Yuna as she sprinted to join them.
Saddened by the loss of its closest companion the Crunch Bar watched as the trio walked away. It began to sing its given song sadly, "Munchy, crunchy, super chewy, crackling, crispy, uber crunchy Crunch Bar. Crumbly, crunchy, umm a little crusty, crunchy, brittle, munchy bites, Om nom nom nom, Crunch Bar." The Crunch Bar cried and slipped down to the bottom of the trash can and died of a broken heart.
What a poor little Crunch Bar, just looking for love.
A/N: First story on this site and one of the poems/stories I wrote in poetry class during high school. I just changed it to fit FFX-2. Tell me how I did. I'm not the best at grammar and punctuation, or spelling for that matter and no matter how many times I reread my story things never come out how they're supposed to. Anyways, your reviews are appreciated, and I will take them into consideration and change/correct things as they appear. Thanks a bunch. ^_^