Wolfy: Hey hey! Me and my little Bro, A-KGuy, are bored, so we came up with this idea. A-K, since you're new, DO THE DISCLAIMER!
A-K: Fine. Unfortunately, we do not own PJO, DW, Jessica, or *Sob* a Fez, bowtie, stetson, or Chocolate cake.
Wolfy: We do own: Antoinette (Me), Alex(A-K), Delaney(Me again), the plot (Sort of), and anything you don't recognize. Unless it's from another TV show, book, or movie. In which case we don't own it, because we don't own any-
A-K: DQ?
Wolfy: What?
A-K: Shut up.
Wolfy: Fine. Without further ado-
A-K: ON WITH THE STORY!
Wolfy: I hate you.
A-K: :)
Antoinette's POV
"DOCTOR!" I shouted as the TARDIS ride began to get bumpier. "What's happening?"
"Oh we're just...Crashing!" He replied with his usual goofy grin.
"CRASHING?" I grinned, along with my friend July. "Where?" I asked.
"No idea! If I knew, would it be called crashing?" He replied. Amy and Rory were screaming like they were about to die, which they might, and July, my BFF, was screaming with laughter. For our first TARDIS trip, this was pretty fun.
"So we could crash in the middle of a Dalek fleet and not be able to escape because TARDIS is broken?" I asked!
"Yup! But we won't! Because She's program to land on earth whenever we crash!"
"So you do know where!" I accused, as July cried,
"Awww! We're going back to earth? I hope it's an exciting time then." Then the TARDIS began rocking and we were tossed around like rag-dolls, then it started spinning and we were all tossed into the swimming pool. In the library. Then we landed with a thump.
"Deja vu." I muttered. This is exactly like in the beginning of The Eleventh Hour, when The Doctor had to grapple out of the TARDIS. Like he's doing right now.
The Doctor, who was wearing a fez, was the first person out. The we heard him yelp with pain.
Alex's POV
So, I was just enjoying a normal game of Capture the flag, chasing whats'shisface who had our teams flag, about to burn him with my awesome fire user powers, when what'shisface fell and I burned a crazy man who looked suspiciously like the 11th Doctor.
Antoinette's POV
"Doctor? You all right?" Shouted Amy. Sighing, I pushed her out of the way and started to climb out myself. Amy should learn to take charge and be less cautious. sometimes.
Anyway, I climbed out of the TARDIS and saw the Doctor standing there with a burn on his face that was swiftly healing, and a strange boy. He looked about a year younger than me, with blue eyes, wearing ancient Grecian armor with red accents. Seeing that The Doctor and Strange boy were the only people in here, I determined who had hurt the Doctor. I turned to strange boy.
"Who are you and why did you burn my friend?" I asked. Looking slightly shocked that I had gone straight to business, he replied,
"I should ask the same of you! We just reinforced camp borders today!" Camp...OMG! Are we where I think we are?
"Camp? No way..." I poked my head back inside TARDIS. "July! Get your butt up here now!" I shouted. She scrambled up the grapple rope.
"Whoa! Armor, forest, sword, red. Are we where I think we are?" She asked.
"Si. We are in CAMP HALFBLOOD!" I shouted. Jessica and I let out shrieks of joy. But Strange boy had to ruin the moment by asking the question.
"Why did you grapple out?"
"We were in the Library." I responded.
"But you're soaking wet."
"We were in the swimming pool."
"You said you were in the library."
"Yes. The swimming pool is in the library." The Doctor cut in.
"You have a library in the swimming pool? In that box?"
"No. We have a swimming pool in the library. But yes, it's in that box." I responded.
"'That Box' has a name you know." Interrupted The Doctor grumpily.
"So? He doesn't need to know. We don't know him! Which leads me back to my original question: Who are you?" I asked again.
"Alex. Alex Smith." Alex said.
"Another Smith? Is that a popular earth name or something?" Asked the Doctor, who had taken his jacket off and was wringing it out.
"What do you mean 'earth name'?" Asked Alex.
"He means, that he thinks there might be aliens!" Cut in July. Suddenly, Journey's End, by Chameleon Circuit started playing.
"OH MY RASSILON! I love this song!" I shrieked. July rolled her eyes. She's not quite Who obsessed as I am.
"You know Chameleon Circuit?" Asked Alex.
"Know it? She waltzes around all day singing them!" Complained Amy, climbing out of the TARDIS, Rory right behind her.
"Oh my gods. You're Amy Pond! And Rory The Roman!" Gasped Alex.
"Yes...Do I know you?" Asked Amy suspiciously.
"No..." He trailed off suspiciously.
"Are you gonna pick up your phone?" Asked July. Apparently that's what started the 'Journey's End.' Alex pulled a bronze phone out of his pocket.
"Wait a just second...We didn't mention Mickey 'cause he's really not much use!" I sang. "At least in that episode. Hehe, He's the Tin Dog. Now pick up your phone." He pulled out a bronze iPhone3g.
"Sam you'll never believe what- No way! She didn't! What happened? Go Lanie! Anyway, you'll never believe who's in the woods right now! No, not Ronald McDonald! Or the muffin man! NO, not Chuck Norris! It's The Doctor, The Patient, the Nurse, and two chicks! I know! Well, duh! Okay! Yes he is. What? You guys are coming? Okay!" He hung up and smiled mischievously. Before he could say anything, two teenage girls walked into the woods. They looked almost identical, with long blonde hair and blue-green eyes, except one was three inches taller than the other.
"Oh my gods! You weren't lying! By the way, we won." Said the shorter one.
"Okay. I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?" Asked the Taller one before bursting into giggles along with me, July, and the other girl.
"It's a fez, I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool." Explained the Doctor, bringing more laughter. Finally regaining her composure, the shorter girl began talking.
"Oh my gods! I can't believe I'm finally meeting the Doctor! This is so exciting! I'm Delaney Tyler, this is my sister Sophie, we're twins!" Bubbled the shorter girl, Delaney.
"Well, we can't believe we're meeting real live demigods!" I shriek. I do that a lot, don't I? "I mean, of all places for TARDIS to crash it was camp halfblood!"
"How do you-You read Percy's story, didn't you?"
"Yup. And the Lost Hero, and Son of Neptune. Now we're waiting for the mark of Athena. I think that's what the next one is..." Answered July.
"Wait. What episode are you guys on?"
"They just finished The Big Bang!" Answered July. Then, Delaney, Alex and I cut in.
"Oh my gosh he's wearing a fez! Oh my gosh he's wearing a fez! Oh my gosh he's wearing! Ohmygoshhe'swearingafez!" We sang before going into a fit of laughter. Jessica just rolled her eyes. Then another girl ran into the woods. She looked about my age, taller than both the other girls, with Dark Brown hair down to her hips, bright blue eyes, and a golden bow.
"Okay. I'm here!" She called, stopping next to Sophie and Delaney. She looked at the Doctor. "Aw, still not ginger!" She complained. "I'm Sam by the way. Now how'd they get in here? We just reinforced borders."
"TARDIS doesn't care about borders. But that might be why it got so bumpy." The Doctor mused.
"Crashed into the library swimming pool?"
"Yes. How do you know all that?" Asked The Doctor. The five of us kids exchanged glances.
"No reason...Wanna go to camp?" Asked Sam quickly. July turned to the Doctor.
"PLEEEEEEEASE can we go! I absolutely loooooove the Percy Jackson series! -" Repeated July.
"Okay. You can go! But I have to stay here and fix the TARDIS. Amy, Rory, go with them." The Doctor decided.
"No!" Said Amy. "I'm not gonna spend my day in a kids summer camp! I'll stay here thank you very much! Last time you fixed the TARDIS you left me waiting. For 12 years! So, I'm not leaving!" She ranted. The other kids and I exchanged glances again.
"Whatever. Later dudes!" We walked out of the forest.
Wolfy: And that, my friends, is my little brother and I's imagination when it's deeply influenced by Chameleon Circuit.
A-K: Seriously, we listened to it the whole time we typed. The name of the songs we used are: Journey's End, and, The Big Bang 2.
River: Where am I?
Wolfy: *Blocks her face from River's view and River's face from her view* Shun! Shun! Shun!
River: It's you!
Wolfy: Shun! Shun! Shun!
River: Why is she doing that?
A-K: Do you remember the last authors note from A Universe of Adventure?
River: Oh yeah...Well, that's never happening.
Wolfy: For the history behind Me and River, read A Universe of Adventure, by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar! Also, because I'm in love with it, YouTube: Amy's Lament-A Song For Melody. It's written by FanFiction Author DiaDuitCluaiste. Also-
A-K: Don't go looking for me, because I don't have an account! Yet...MWAHAHAHAHA!
River: *Looks at him strangely* You're weird.
A-K: Thank you.
Wolfy: Now-
A-K: REVIEW! It'll make us happy!
Wolfy: I hate you.
A-K: I know.
