Disclaimer: pshh. i do not own kingdom hearts or digimon, i wish i did though.

Chapter 1 – The Big Brother House Contestants.

Okay, so 15 contestants are shoved in a house for about god knows how long. Half the group knows each other, and the other half know each other. What happens when they each get brought to the house and have to live with each other for a few months? Let's meet the characters.

When each person receives the letter, this is their first reaction.

-DING DONG-
My name's Sora. When I first heard the doorbell, I didn't think much of it. No one ever visits me anyways, I mean, come on. I'm the keyblade master. They don't visit me… I visit them! So when I first heard the doorbell, I was like 'Someone came to visit me? FINALLY! Like lazy asses can't visit me. I mean, I have to drive a gummi ship just to go visit Cloud and them. God, you know how annoying it is to visit someone who doesn't even talk to you? Like cloud sits there looks at me and goes back to sitting there. I took the time and effort to go visit them. What kind of people are they?!' So naturally, I had to carry my keyblade to the door just in case. You never know if it's like Xemnas at your door or someone. Don't even get me started with Xemnas. Anyways, so, I opened the door and then DUN DUN DUN. I got a package. More like a letter. I was like 'Who the hell's sending me a letter? Who the hell knows my address? OMG I HAVE A STALKER. PROTECTION.' [naturally, sora would be flattered that he has someone admiring him but, this maybe taking it a bit to far. So I took out my keyblade. I took precaution while opening the letter and then I read;

Dear Sora, you have been chosen to participate as a contestant on the reality TV show, big brother.

I was like, 'REALLYYY?' and then I cried. But not tears of sadness, tears of joy. I really loved that show, I really wanted to be on that show. I can't believe it!
I had a spazz attack.

So, while sora's spazzing, lets see what the next contestant has to say.

So now we're at Kairi's house. No one knows who's in the big brother house yet so this will be a surprise for her.

'YO KAIRI. IT'S POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!'
When I first heard that, I thought it was Sora playing a prank on me. So I took a step outside.

'HAHA SORA. I KNOW IT'S YOU.'

But then I found this weird looking package and I was like, 'what the hell Sora, why'd you leave me a letter? I mean, come on. You live across from me.' You know, sometimes I have the feeling he watches me. Anyways, I decided to open the letter. I found a big key, and then a letter that stated that I was going to be on the big brother show. And I was like, OMG. I HAVE TO TELL SORA AND RIKU THIS. But then, I had to pack, and I only had an hour to do so. They can wait, when they see me on TV. –insert evil laugh here-

Next, person on the list is Riku.

So, I was watching TV. I was watching re runs of spongebob. Cause spongebob is a cool show. I mean a square dude that of sponge. Come on! I mean Patrick's my favourite. I sometimes wonder if Sora and he are related, they're both pretty, you know. Anyways, so then something came flying in directly towards me breaking my window. STUPID ASSASINS. Just because I have a fricken keyblade and they don't. I mean Sora has one too and I don't see him getting assassinated, unless, Sora's the one trying to kill me. I always knew he was jealous of me. I mean come on, I got the good looks. What does he have? NOTHING. So, I found out it was a letter with a rock attached to it. Giving the letter enough force to break and shatter my window. Yeah, it's every boy's dream to get his window shattered by a secret letter, now I have to go replace it. You know how much that thing's gonna cost? Who ever was this inconsiderate is gonna pay. I mean just because I was in the darkness for awhile doesn't mean I lost my feelings. I mean come on!! You know how much it hurts to see money come out of my wallet? Especially when I'm not working?! So, anyways, I decided to open the letter. Coming out was a giant key. I was like 'WHOA. A KEYBLADE.' But then I realized it wasn't one and I was like wtf is this? But then, attached to it was a letter. It read,

Dear Riku, you have been chosen to participate as a contestant on the reality TV show, Big Brother.

I was like OMG. I had an hour to pack so I packed everything. I mean everything.

My name's Roxas. I'm Sora's nobody. Today, I was hanging around with my best friend Axel when all of a sudden a letter gives me a paper cut on my face. I thought it was Axel at first with his chakrams, you know how dangerous and careless he is with those things. I mean, he almost sliced off my eye once and we were swimming, what the hell was he doing in the water with chakrams?! And shouldn't he melt or something, I mean, he plays with fire, no correction, he is fire. So I took out my 2 keyblades and I was like, 'What's the big idea? Just because I beat you in DDR doesn't mean you can slice off my face.' And then he was all like, 'Roxas, dude, what are you talking about? And OMG, did you know your face was bleeding?' and then I slapped my forehead. 'Sometimes your stupidity amazes me. Where you born stupid? Or did you just start?' and then he was all like, 'I feel so offended. WHAT KIND A BEST FRIEND ARE YOU?' and then I was like, 'well if you didn't try to slice off my face, I'd be a whole lot nicer you know.' And he was like, 'what do you mean? I was kinda playing DDR. How can I slice your face and play DDR. I CAN'T MULTITASK.' And then I was like, 'whatever.' And then all of a sudden Axel goes, 'Hey what's that shiny thing on the ground?' and we both look to see 2 keys there.
'DUDE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? I GOT 2 KEYBLADES MYSELF.' Axel exclaimed. I, now holding the letter go,
'Or genius, we just got accepted to be big brother contestants!!'
'Oh, that ideas cool too, but I wish that I got 2 keyblades too. I mean keyblades can unlock things, what can chakrams do?'
'uh, they can slice people, hence the scar on my face.'
'For the last time, I told you that scar was not made from me! Did you not see the letter?'
'Nice logic genius, as if that can ever happen.'

'You know sometimes Roxas, you can be a total bitch.'

I was drawing. On the beach. And all of a sudden, I had an urge to draw a letter. A letter addressed to myself, how odd is that? So, In this letter, it said that I'd be chosen to be a contestant for big brother. 30 seconds later, I found myself holding the exact same letter. I was like, 'wow, I'm actually a contestant.' Wow, this thing actually works, so to test it out, I drew myself an ice cream cone in my sketchbook, and it popped up. And I was like, yay.

I was DDRing with Matt. Matt, he's my best friend and all but like, I know I can do so much better than him. He has his music career and everything, and I'm gonna be a famous soccer player. But, don't tell Matt, but I think I could do better in music than he can. I mean, I already beat him a couple of times in DDR. HEAVY TOO. What song was it? Butterfly.

Too tell you the truth, I kind of let Tai win all of the games. But, I technically won all of them. I mean he was whining about how 'Matt, how come I never win? Am I not that good? Do I suck at this?' Blah blah blah. So then I let him win a few games. So now he's bragging about how he can kick my ass in anything, so it's time to whoop his again.

I made up some lame excuse about how I wanted ice cream. Matt was just too good. So I went to get my favourite, chocolate ice cream. I got matt his which was, vanilla. I had to even put them in a cone. You know how much work that is? Geez. I mean, I don't even get a thank you. All of a sudden, a giant key comes flying into my ice cream along with a letter. I had to lick off part of the key to read what it said. There were 2 keys. I guess one for me, and one for Matt.

'Hey Matt, look at this!'

'What is it, Tai?'

'WE GET TO BE CONTESTANTS ON BIG BROTHER!!'
'If I find out you're lying, I swear, I will flush all your bottles of gel down the toilet and I will cut your hair while you're sleeping.'

I was so glad that I wasn't lying. I mean, I knew he would. Let's just say there was this one incident where I cheated while we were playing poker for money and he found out. The next day, I found all my soccer balls deflated along with my car tires and I found pictures of me when I was a baby posted up everywhere at school. So I learnt not to mess with Matt. I showed him the keys and he freaked. It was our favourite reality show besides Survivor.

'Dude, when I win, I'll be sure to mention you in my speech.' Matt saidbeing all arrogant.

'What makes you think you'll win?'

'Come on, I can beat you in anything. I have great hair and my music, don't even get me started.'

And our fight lasted a good while. It turned physical after a few minutes. Kari and T.K. walked into the living room and had to break up the fight.

I sighed. I had to once again, break up my brother Tai up from a fight with T.K.'s brother, Matt. He gets himself into a lot of trouble sometimes. Usually with Matt too, can't best friends be best friends like T.K. and I? I mean, sometimes you think they were gay or something. I guess, it's just a guy thing. Maybe it doesn't happen with T.K. because he has a girl for a best friend. But I don't know. I don't wanna try to comprehend the mind of boys. T.K. And I decided to go out for ice cream a bit after Matt and Tai had settled down and began to play DDR again. Our ice cream was all done because Tai and Matt are such pigs. And who's cleaning up for them? ME. WHAT DO THEY THINK I AM? A HOUSEWIFE? LIKE COME ON. I'm younger than them! This just doesn't work. Child LABOUR! T.K. and I have to suffer this. This is what you get when you have older siblings.

Kari and I sat on a bench eating ice cream. I felt like someone was watching us, but I thought it was Tai and Matt trying to scare us. All of a sudden, ninja stars came flying at my head knocking my hat down. I was like, wtf mate? With my Australian accent. And then I looked down at my hat. I saw 2 keys lying there.
One with Kari's name on it and one with mine. And then she spazzed. She said something about Big Brother. I was like 'HELL NO!' and she was like 'YES!'
and we went home to pack.

My name's Willis. I'm American. I'm not Japanese like the other people, but I can speak some Japanese. I was on a plane heading to Japan to visit Kari and T.K. It's been a while, but, whatever. I was just watching the movie they provided when all of a sudden, the plane took a drastic turn. Apparently, a giant key was blocking the pilot's way. So then, I was like, SHIT! And I pulled out the oxygen mask. I was so freaked out, that I almost had a panic attack. Then, I head on the P.A. system, 'If your name's Willis, would you please come collect this key thing.'
So I was like, 'what the hell?' and I went to go get my key thing. Which was a bad thing. I spazzed out on the plane nearly causing the pilot to crash the plane. I was like, OMG EVERYONE, WATCH ME ON TV. I'M GONNA BE ON BIG BROTHER BITCHES!

And, when the plane landed, I was kicked off for making such commotions. I will never, ever recommend this plane to anyone else ever again!

I'm Izzy. I was sitting in my room, of course, on my laptop. I get a lot of new messages. I don't like to go out, but when I do, I always take my laptop. I was surfing the net when all of a sudden, a paper airplane comes at me. I jumped and examined it. I opened the letter and scanned through what it had said. I wasn't gonna spazz out because I'm not that kind of person. Anyways, I had a key to the big brother house. End of story. What more did you want me to say?

OMG. I loooovveee this pink top. I have to get it but I don't have the money. Maybe, I can use my dad's credit card. He won't mind. So I purchased it. Along with a few other things. I kind of maxed out his card. No wonder no one gives me money. I was walking along to other stores when I looked down. I stepped on something. I grabbed it and looked at it. It said my name on it so I read it. I was chosen to be a contestant on big brother? Wow! I have to tell Sora. Wait, I only have an hour to pack. She can wait.

I just finished a tennis match. I went home to take a shower. After that, I decided to sit on my bed and rest. That was until my phone rang. I picked it up hearing a creepy voice on the other line, 'Sora, go look in your mailbox.' I was so creeped out that I decided not to look until the voice on the other line yelled at me. 'GO LOOK IN YOUR MAILBOX BITCH' clearly, they did not know who they were talking to. So I got up and walked to my mailbox. Inside were a letter and a key. I gasped. I got accepted to be a contestant on Big Brother! How cool was that? I had to tell my best friend Mimi. But, an hour to pack? Geez, do they honestly think that we can pack so much in one hour? Luckily, they sent us a bag to pack all our stuff in.

I was volunteering at the hospital. I wanted to become a doctor one day. I was putting away needles and all that jazz. When I emptied out the bin, I saw a letter in there. I didn't dare touch it with my bare hands. What if it was infected? So I picked it up with tweezers and opened it. Inside were a key and a letter. I almost dropped the needles all over me. I went out the storage room and headed home. I must go pack and tell my best friend Izzy.